An A-Z dictionary of HTML tags introduced in HTML 4.0. Funny how
a lot of them seem to have our names on them.
<alden>: See <alden type="mel">
<alden type="sheep">: Inserts a sheep wav. - TheProf
<alden type="mel">: Imbeds wav of Mel screaming. - Alden
<aol>: Inserts a busy signal wav onto the page. - TheProf
<bill>: Makes your webpage only show up on Internet explorer browsers. - TheProf
<billgates>: Randomly takes money from tyour bank accounts. - Alden
<blor>: See <blor type="evil"> - Nathan_Roberts
<blor type="evil">: Inserts a pentagram symbol.
<blor type="rubbermonster">: Inserts a random rubber monster.
<bob>: Causes your text to be unintelligable. See also <prof> - Nathan_Roberts
<brig>: Inserts garbage at random, imbedded wavs, mids, and randomly changes the <title>. See also <ignore> - Alden
<cbaker>: Makes the colors on your page ghastly. - TheProf
<chezwho>: Nobody is brave enough to put it on a page yet so we don't know. - TheProf
<chrisk>: Causes all advanced features of your web page to become unviewable. See also <garc> - Nathan_Roberts
<clinton>: Sends out cookies to get phone numbers of all young women coming to your page. See also <starr> and <hillary>- TheProf
<crowt>: Makes your background look all green and scaley. - TheProf
<dalnet>: Causes folks to lose their internet connection consistantly when viewing the page. - TheProf
<esb>: Inserts Lis Sladen in bikini jpeg. See also <esbg> - TheProf
<esbg> Inserts Lis Sladen in bikini gif. - TheProf
<furby>: Your page will look worth more than it actually is. - TheProf
<garc>: Counteracts effects of <chrisk> - Nathan_Roberts
<gmi>: Counteracts effects of <irc> - Nathan_Roberts
<hillary>: Creates a cookie that can be used to keep track of your husband. See also <clinton> - TheProf
<ignore>: Counteracts the effects of <brig> - Jondar
<imac>: Makes your webpage come in 5 pretty colors but doesn't actually do much - Nathan_Roberts
<irc>: Causes you to become addicted to the page and want to visit it every day. See also <gmi> - Alden
<jo>: Makes your webpage look nice but doesn't actually do much. See also <peri> - TheProf
<jondar refresh="10 days"></jondar>: Causes your page to change designs automatically every 10 days - Jondar
<long>: Inserts ascii art drawing of Nicola Bryant's....... nevermind. - Nathan_Roberts
<mcintee>: Insults your readers with a random phrase before you get to the actual content. - Alden
<nathan_roberts>: Wipes your hard drive and installs Linux - Nathan_Roberts
<nr>: Makes your webpage only viewable on Linux systems. - TheProf
<peer>: Causes your internet connection to disconnect on the spot - Nathan_Roberts
<peri>: Makes your webpage look nice but doesn't actually do much, and causes there to be more at the top of the page than on the bottom... - TheProf/Nathan_Roberts
<prof>: Automaticly mispells text. - TheProf
<prof type="beanie">: Would insert a picture of a random Beanie - Alden
<profess>: .............not recommended for male web page designers. - TheProf
<quake>: Looks cool but is simply a ripoff of what everyone else is doing on their pages. - TheProf
<quotefile>: Causes only the best and wittiest bits of your page to be displayed - Nathan_Roberts
<saltlake>: Offers inducements for folks to vote for your site for web awards. - TheProf
<shel>: causes every sentence to begin with a lowercase letter, and end with an ellipsis... - Nathan_Roberts
<starr>: Counteracts effects of <clinton> - Nathan_Roberts
<varos>: Causes your web page to automagically look really neat - Nathan_Roberts
<whomiga>: Causes your page to only be viewable on an Amiga - Nathan_Roberts
<windows>: Causes browsers to crash randomly when viewing the page - Nathan_Roberts
<y2k>: Makes your screen go black. - TheProf
<yads></yads>: Changes your text into anti-republic, pro-british gibberish - Jondar