The #drwhochat Quotefile

Aug 24 [08:59]
<Greebo_T_Cat> Well yay for BT, the bunch of cocksucking motherfucking 
               lie-filled shitbags. 
<TikiWho> Ash, I'll agree with you, but gee, I wish my provider were 
          cocksuckers. Oh wait. 
<TikiWho> I'm my provider, and I am a cocksucker. :-) 
 * Alryssa sniggers at Tiki 
<IanMc> Felatio Telecommunications. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Felatio Communications: We get ahead by giving head. 
 * Alryssa fwaps Ian 
<Alryssa> LOL 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Felatio Telecommunications: where the customer comes first 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Felatio Telecommunications: when we make mistakes, we're not 
               afraid to swallow... 
<Greebo_T_Cat> ... our pride and admit we made a mistake. 
<Alryssa> Fellatio Telecom: Do we suck? You bet your sweet ass we do! 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Felatio Telecommunications: We suck. At no extra cost... 
<TikiWho> *falls over* 
<Greebo_T_Cat> you ok there Tiki? 
<Alryssa> Felatio Telecoms: Support where you need it most >;-) 
<Alryssa> We killed the gay dude! 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Felatio Telecoms: If your line goes down, don't worry, so 
               will we! 
<TikiWho> Just a mild case of over-excitment. 
<TikiWho> A little hyperventilation. 
 * Alryssa tells Jason to regenerate, already ;) 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Felatio Telecoms: we're not afraid to take it on the chin... 
<Greebo_T_Cat> or anywhere else for that matter 
 * Alryssa giggles insanely 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Felatio Telecoms: Let us be your mouthpiece 
<Lyssie> *snicker* 
<Alryssa> Felatio Telecoms: Pleased to be your receiver 
<IanMc> As long as they provide cunning linguists, too. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> ... ok, has this joke reached a climax yet? 
<Greebo_T_Cat> oh no, wait they're still coming... 
<Alryssa> Ash: We're just getting warmed up :P 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Felatio Telecoms for business: Big or Small can take you on 

Aug 25 [08:35]
<PsycloneJack> i can't invite y'all down to sunnyvale today but now ya got 
               the next best thing ;-) 
 * Alryssa blows up sunnyvale, for lack of anything else to do.... >;) 
<PsycloneJack> oh you've spoilt it now 
<Alryssa> Nah, I just rearranged it a bit 
 * PsycloneJack . o O ( blowing up he art room ) 
<Alryssa> like... over several hundred square miles rearranged it 
<Alryssa> You have an inflatable art room? ;) 
<PsycloneJack> observe how I do not reply 'blow me' 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Are we back to Felatio Telecommunications again? 
<PsycloneJack> repea the slogan duder 
<Alryssa> Felatio Telecoms: What goes up, must come down 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'If your line goes down, so do we.' 
<StaticShadow> hehe :) 
<StaticShadow> ;) 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'We suck. At no extra cost!' 
<WhiteQueen> "We know just where to put our poles" 
<Greebo_T_Cat> LOLOL 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'let us be your mouthpiece' 
<Alryssa> "Where getting shafted is always a pleasure"