The #drwhochat Quotefile

Feb 3 [00:12]
 * Alden runs to the phone and rings the funny farm. "Hello, do you make
   pickups?"
<DoctorWho> Alden: If they don't, ask about minivans
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Feb 3 [00:14]
[Pete is in Bad Filk Mode]
<PeterJF> and then i will be able to say
<PeterJF> to say
<PeterJF> Theta-G...
<PeterJF> you keep leading.........
<PeterJF> me.................................
<PeterJF> on.........................(paino)
<PeterJF> (piano)
<Alryssa> Yes, the pain ;)
<DoctorWho> paino attention to the man behind the curtain

Feb 3 [14:57]
 * SteveBreon likes to say fuck a duck
<gordon-r-d> I use bollocks and bugger a lot
 * RedQueen looks at gord. Do you now...
<gordon-r-d> ok, I should maybe have reordered the words in that last
             sentence
<gordon-r-d> in fact, just rereading that sentence scares me with the
             imagery it conjures up
<RedQueen> gord: no shame in it, you wou8ldn't be the first man to say
           that...

Feb 5
<Alryssa> There's a small airport in Cleveland whose runway stops right on
          Lake Erie :P
<Alryssa> It gives one the impression of, "Get this landing right OR DIE!!"

Feb 5
<Kiri`> actaully it was the harassing of the guests by the sentient jelly
        babaies.. - why do you think the SWAT team *really* got called eh?
        ;)
<EBCorp> Since the police almost took in Dave for drinking outside, amybe
         that's why the SWAT team were called
<Alryssa> That was my first thought upon setting eyes on the SWAT team
          outside my door that morning - "OK, what did Dave do now?"

Feb 5
<NekoKarasu> Interesting question. If you had kids, and they asked you
             about drugs, what would you tell them?
 * NekoKarasu ponders
<lee> I'd say "if you do anything harder than weed I'll disown you"
<random_c> *nods*
<random_c> Otherwise known as 'don't do anything I wouldn't do'
<NekoKarasu> Hm.
<NekoKarasu> I'd show them a picture of Keith Richards.
<NekoKarasu> let them make up their own mind
<Oh_sod_it> Otherwise known as 'don't do anything I wouldn't do' - or some
            things I *have*
<NekoKarasu> 'Don't do anything i wouldn't do. And if you get your hands on
             some really good shit, remember who was there for you all
             those times you grazed your knees"

Feb 5
<DoctorWho> My dad has his TV turned up so loud that I can hear it through the door
            and across the room
<DoctorWho> And he's watching sitcoms.
<HeleneoTroy> million decibel laughtrack?
<DoctorWho> SOmething like that
 * DoctorWho ponders playing techno tracks at full volume
<Thete> eventually you stop flipping through the channels, grimacing,
        thinking "this crap is purely for easy to distract idiots" and
        advance to "strewth! i'm participating in this."

Feb 5
 * IdleEric peeks in from between a huge salad
<The_42nd_Doctor> between a salad?
<IdleEric> (munch... crunch...)
<IdleEric> Lettuce is the only way the California economy exports water
<PeterJF> LOL!
<Alryssa> LOL
<IdleEric> Even the orange juice is from concentrate

Feb 5
<Whomiga> They always have the Internet group meeting too early :-)
<Whomiga> Actually - not quite as early as one year
<Whomiga> By definition - we are not awake (or even half conscious) at that
          time
<MacAddict> heh
<Whomiga> Wow - they actually have it at an awake time (except possibly for
          Nate)
<MacAddict> so its simple
<MacAddict> just keep nate up all night
<Whomiga> The schedule shows it at 6:30 PM on Friday
<Whomiga> Nate doesn't get up until at least 7:00 pm :-)

Feb 5
<PeterJF> you make the most oblique observations... like romana's
          predilection for psychobabble disappearing until the next time a
          robert holmes episode rolls around ;-)
<Jefferys> How does Romama
<PeterJF> lucky How
<Jefferys> s dialogue fare in non-Bob Holmes stuff?
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Feb 5
<SteveBreon> my melatonin levels are too high - must sleep.
<PeterJF> nitenite
 * PeterJF . o ( ... )
 * PeterJF . o ( melatonin for what she's done... )
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Feb 5
 * PeterJF goes hunting for a usenet sig he read in 1992
 * PeterJF finds it
<PeterJF> My views do not represent the views of KSU
<PeterJF> because I think that their ideas are more fucked up than a
          football bat

Feb 5
 * AudioBoy DCCs NekoKarasu a roll of NECCO wafers.
<AudioBoy> :)
<NekoKarasu> keen
*** NekoKarasu is now known as NECCOKarasu

Feb 5
<DoctorWho> morning
<Static_MC> morning Nate
<PeterJF> nate: stat is missing all the wild sex we've been having at
          gally.
<DoctorWho> o_O
<DoctorWho> So have I!
<TikiWho> India definitely had groupies. I was one of them.
<TikiWho> Of course, India's groupies all seemed to be gay men.
<DoctorWho> Tiki: Ah, so /you/ know where to go for a good time? ^_^
 * PeterJF bows respectfully to Tiki
<PeterJF> we have some wild LAN "setups," which i suppose can be mistaken
          for "sex" if you squint your ear
<DoctorWho> Jammin Lannage
<Static_MC> for some, that IS sex, i suspect
<DoctorWho> LOL!
<DoctorWho> busted
<TikiWho> as I said...ANYONE can get sex at a sci-fi convention.
<PeterJF> LOL

Feb 5
<TomFODW> US Gov't today elevated its terrorist alert from yellow to
          orange. and i'm flying tuesday morning...
<random_c> "Are you sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb."

Feb 5
 * DoctorWho ponders logistics for the coming week
<random_c> Nate: add rock to hat, walk?

Feb 5
<SeriousJ> ()()
 * Alden giggles
<Alden> pr0n!
<PeterJF> i'm still in script development, trying to find just the right
          story to fit the title "leave it to cleavage"

Feb 5
<PeterJF> although this -is- san francisco. i might get evicted for playing
          country music

Feb 5
<Whomiga> I see dead people... Oh, sorry - it's just an Elvis movie on
          AMC...

Feb 5
 * Greebo wanders off to the main office
<DoctorWho> the... Principal Office?
 * DoctorWho runs
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Feb 11
<SeriousJ> anyone use Opera as a browser?
<TheDrake> i do
<RoamingNate> I do
<TheDrake> gad hope this dosen't make us married now Nate

Feb 11
[At Gally...]
<RoamingNate> ok, I'm on a couch in the lobby on a laptop. And the guy in
              the chair across from me is playing on what looks like a
              gameboy
<RoamingNate> I wonder who's more sad...
<Xanta_Claus> nate - game boy or game boy advance - saddness factor varies
              greatly on this variable alone

Feb 11
<RoamingNate> "You are the weakest <a href>, goodbye."
<RoamingNate> Ok, that was bad. You can hit me now.
<HeleneoTroy> :P
 * HeleneoTroy thwaps
 * RedQueen chucks her shoe at Nate
<Whomiga> rotofwap, anyone

Feb 11
<dse> I saw Eva in a tight low-cut dress shortly before departing
<RoamingNate> doug: With the corset?
<dse> I believe so, yes
<RoamingNate> I missed that costume
<RoamingNate> Only heard about it thirdhand
<SeriousJ> say "Eva, mind shoving this camera down your cleavage?"
<Arcalian> *sigh* cleavage
<RoamingNate> # No comment.
<SeriousJ> chatters need cleavage cam!
<dse> is there anything more wonderful than cleavage?
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<SeriousJ> and just like that AB appears

Feb 11 [11:03]
*** NathanR has joined channel #drwhochat
<NathanR> Morning
<WhomigAway> morning Nate
<SteveBreon> You back at home now Nate?
<WhomigAway> He best not be - today is the last day of the convention
<SteveBreon> Ah.
<WhomigAway> he was quick at getting home if he is - as he was in his room
             at 3:30 this morning

Feb 19
<Alryssa> If this starts another round of "How many #dwc'ers does it take
          to change a lightbulb" jokes...
<Lyssie> I don't try to change my lightbulbs. I accept that they're bi,
         gay, lesbian, or straight.

Feb 19
<MacAddict> I like my kodak
<MacAddict> its 4 years old so I am due to buy something newer in the near
            future
<NateNotAtGally> What does it save pictures onto?
<Whomiga> punched cards :-)

Feb 19
<Alryssa> Eric: Try TGIF!
<EBCorp> Ryssa - still an hour until Friday
<Bex> S.H.I.T.
<Bex> So happens It's Thursday

Feb 19
<Kiri`> AHEM would someone please let me know who the new people are?
        *stares balefully at the rest of you*
<DrFaust> I'm a stranger here myself.
<Whomiga> Athena is Kris' friend as mentioned on the Mailing List before
          Gallifrey
 * Arcalian plops Athena down in front of Kiri. "Kiri, Athena. Athena,
   Kiri. shake hands and start plotting evil schemes together"

Feb 20
<WhomigAway> Mark - when I was in the Navy, we had a movie showing how
             quickly the Forrestal (An Aircraft carrier) started with a
             small accidental fire caused by a missile on the flight deck
             and how quick it got out of control
<WhomigAway> Some still refer to the Forrestal as the USS Forest Fire...

Feb 20
<EBCorp> Before I left, I asked my flatmate not to have sex in my bed.
<EBCorp> She didn't.
<Benglebert_Slaptyback> she did it in your chair instead? :-P
<EBCorp> oh, shit...

Feb 20
<Benglebert_Slaptyback> dammit you people I keep apologising to my friend
                        for your idiocy
<Benglebert_Slaptyback> stop the shitty language!
...
<Shel> who the fuck keeps swearing?
<NekoKarasu> what f'n language?
<NekoKarasu> Shel: fucked if i know
<Shel> was i fucking asking you?
<Shel> :)
<NekoKarasu> and theres no need to apologise for our idiocy. we're *PROUD*
             of it :)
 * EBCorp fucking started it, sorry
<NekoKarasu> Shel: you fuck my wife? you fuck my wife?

Feb 20
 * random_c gets told to go out and shag random people
<WhiteQueen> ran: public masturbation? isn't that illegal? :)

Feb 20
<WhiteQueen> Greebo: you had two other women to keep you busy... ;)
<Greebo> true.
<DoctorWho> Who was the other one?
<Greebo> that'd be telling.
<random_c> ...which is why you were asked, DUH
...
<Greebo> A gentleman never tells.
<Greebo> whilst sober.
<random_c> What's your excuse?
...
<Greebo> hey, thats my gimmick!
<Greebo> its on tape this year...
<WhiteQueen> I can't believe David actually took a swig... :)
<Greebo> Hehe... neither can i...
<Greebo> that was strong JD
 * random_c thinks of the tape of last year, with Beetlejuice drinking
   Treacle's JD on stage
<Greebo> Ran: this was David Howe refusing to comment on the BBC whilst
         sober... so i walked up to the front of the hall and gave him my
         hip flask...

Feb 20
<Whomiga> I saw one of those New Zealand planes with Frodo on it when
          arriving in LA
<trinalin> You'd think a hero like him could ride *inside* the plane,
           wouldn't you?
<trinalin> It's that "No shirts, no shoes, no service" philosophy of
           airlines
<gordon-r-d> just stick him in one of the overhead luggage things

Feb 20
<trinalin> EB - the rain then sleet then snow was all today :-)
<EBCorp> trina - since when did you move to Toronto? ;-)
<trinalin> EB - Toronto? Amy's wondering why we stole her MN weather!
<trinalin> It's pretty bad that we've had more snow this winter than she
           has
<The_42nd_Doctor> I sat here all afternoon studying and watching the rain
                  turn into snow.
<The_42nd_Doctor> The theory around here is that one of our professors came
                  out of his office, saw his shadow, and now we'll have six
                  more weeks of winter.

Feb 20
*** Greebo is now known as Stitch
<Shel> wgere's lilo?
<lee> in my MBR
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Feb 20
 * Alryssa is getting an external modem to resolve her IRQ conflict
<Alryssa> Been driving me batty, it has
 * PeterJF imagines rutger hauer rolling out of a truck into ryss' apt
<SeriousIdle> would he fit?
<PeterJF> hauer you supposed to tell

Feb 25
 * Alryssa recorded herself singing tonight, because she was bored.
<PeterJF> because i was bored
<PeterJF> because i was bored
<PeterJF> because i was bored

Feb 27
<PeterJF> big big flakes in new england this year. i felt right at home.
          they're falling on my jacket and they ahve fricking shapes....
          couldn't believe snowflakes actually looked the way people keep
          drawing them
<Stitch> pete: god saw the drawings and thought 'shit! thats a good idea!'