The #drwhochat Quotefile

Jan 1 [02:47]
<DoctorWho> He's one of those psycho^Hics isn't he? 
<MegL> speaks to the dead 
<MegL> not John Edwards or the one who speaks to dead pets 
<Alden> ... 
<Alden> speaking to dead pets... 
<Alden> Why? :) 
<MegL> why not? 
<MegL> a lot of people love there pets more than there families 
<DoctorWho> "I'm sensing a presence. It says... 'Meow.' That's all I can 
            get out of it." 
... 
<MegL> actually I'm not too sure but I think Van Praagh does similar stuff 
       with pets 
<MegL> hard to tell 
<MegL> might be John Edwards (the one that's not running for President) 
<MegL> that poor guy running for president is going to have to get past 
       that 
<DoctorWho> lol 
<Alden> Yeah, he rings Russia to chat with thier leader and half an hour 
        later realises he's been talking to one of their dead presidents ;) 

Jan 1 [19:36]
<TomFODW> Bush, Rumsfield & Cheney are talking about Iraq. Rumsfield says, 
          "We plan to invade, kill 45 million Iraqis and one bicycle 
          rider." 
<TomFODW> Bush says, "Why a bicycle rider?" 
<TomFODW> And Rumsfield says to Cheney, "See? I told you nobody would give 
          a shit about the 45 million Iraqis!" 

Jan 8 [22:30]
 * PeterJF types 'hand grenade' into google and clicks the 'i feel lucky' 
   button 
<Alryssa> BEWM! 
<Alryssa> Hmm. Would that be lucky? ;) 
<PeterJF> not at all 
<Alryssa> "Congratulations! You live!" 
<Bex1> Is that like a random teliportation? 
<NathanR> as opposed to random telistarboardation? 
<Alden> Bex: I'll hold him down, you fwap him 

Jan 8 [22:37]
<Alryssa> ReBoot in cross stitch! Wheee! 
<PeterJF> ah, cross stich. possibly the slowest refresh rate of any 
          pixel-based display available 
<Alryssa> Like the Amish Laptop? ;) 
<Alryssa> 24 bead resolution! 

Jan 8 [22:46]
 * NathanR was in a group getting a group photo taken, and the person we 
   grabbed to operate the camera said "As my old Armenian grandfather used 
   to say, 'Everyone say shit!'" 
<PeterJF> i can but imagine the feces he got on film from that quip 
<PeterJF> er, faces 
[Fwap!] 

Jan 9 [19:24]
 * Alryssa snickers at a server messages: -shaman.sytes.net- Your system is 
   being scanned, don't wor...Wow, you got alot of porn. 

Jan 9 [23:26]
<Kiri`> Clip-clop, BANG, Clip-clop, Clip-clop. An Amish drive-by shooting. 

Jan 10 [21:55]
<KaijuThete> my litmus test for radw used to be "if i was a person who 
             curiously peeked in because i like that dr who show, would i 
             think this discourse was of any use?" grade: F- 

Jan 11 [23:14]
<DoctorWho> Well, it's easier to make something that sucks than something 
            that rocks 
<DoctorWho> So I guess the correlary is that it's easier to make something 
            that really really sucks than something that's really really 
            good 
<The_42nd_Doctor> And it's easiest of all to make something that sucks 
                  rocks. 
... 
<The_42nd_Doctor> How much wood could a woodsuck suck if a woodsuck could 
                  suck wood? 
<The_42nd_Doctor> ... eww, that sounded worse than I meant it to. 
<PeterJF> ahyep 
<Lyssie> How much rock could a suckingrock suck if a rockingsuck could suck 
         rock? 
<PeterJF> quite a bit, i suspect 
 * SupremeDalek sics the Auto-Fwapper on The_42nd_Doctor 
 * SupremeDalek sics the Auto-Fwapper on Lyssie 
 * Lyssie dodges. 
 * DoctorWho burns 
<PeterJF> agh, photoshop humor! 

Jan 13 [09:53]
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<DoctorWh0> yo ash 
 * NekoKarasu skulks in 
<TikiWho> Hiya, Ash 
 * NekoKarasu decides that if he doesn't leave his room again, the day 
   can't get much worse 
<-- NekoKarasu has quit (Remote closed the connection) 

Jan 14 [20:54]
<Alden> Ryssa: I was pondering telling Meg that I'd said Dave could share 
        with us, but I thnik she'd kill me before I could tell her I was 
        only kidding. 

Jan 14 [22:15]
<SeriousJ> i have allsorts! 
<PeterJF> licorice? i don't even -know- 'er ish! 
 * DoctorWho fwaps Pete 

Jan 15 [22:56]
<Alden> brb 
[10 seconds later...] 
<Alden> back 
<MarkyD> hardly worth going, was it? 
<Alden> Mark: It was! I got a biscuit! 

Jan 16 [20:32]
<PeterJF> las vegas is turning into a place to live for regular people 
          (outside the strip, natch.) ever considered living there? 
<SeriousJ> Pete - the weather and the crime rate would worry me 
<PeterJF> hmm. i didn't know it was crimey 
<PeterJF> aside from the popular corruption 
<PeterJF> although i casino reason why you'd want to do that sort of thing 
          for too many years 
 * DoctorWho fwaps Pete 
<PeterJF> it's a fair cop 

Jan 16 [20:44]
<SteveBreon> I still can't browse the web. 
<PeterJF> Steve: the underlined text are "links" 
<PeterJF> you click them 
 * DoctorWho fwaps Pete 

Jan 16 [22:55]
<Alden> brb 
[A minute later...] 
<Alden> back 
<MarkyD> biscuit time again, Alden? 

Jan 17 [18:03]
Topic on #drwhochat is: It's BisQuick Time! 
 * DoctorWho looks at the topic 
<DoctorWho> It's BisQuickTime! The latest multimedia and breakfast software 
            from Apple! 
<PeterJF> gimme the fwapper 
<DoctorWho> *handover* 
 * PeterJF fwaps Nate 
<DoctorWho> ooF 
<PeterJF> *handback* 
<PeterJF> i noticed you had it last nite 
<DoctorWho> ah yes 

Jan 17 [20:06]
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<Alden> evening 
 * PeterJF starts timing the minutes before alden goes for a biscuit 

Jan 20 [12:25]
<DoctorWho> How's this for irony. Random conspired to get me there last 
            year, now I'm conspiring to get her there this year... 
<random_c> *lol* 
<random_c> Nate: Does that mean you'll buy me a laptop? ;) 

Jan 20 [13:39]
<Whomiga> Oh - MardiGras colors are Gree, Purple and Gold 
<Whomiga> Grren 
<Whomiga> Green - Argh! 
<random_c> the colours for mardigras are gween? 

Jan 20 [15:43]
<random_c> but so far as I can tell mardi gras is about geting drunk in a 
           silly hat and getting your norgs out 
<DoctorWho> I believe that's the general idea, yes... 
<trinalin> Really? I thought it was about eating all the stuff you were 
           going to give up for Lent the next day :-) 
<DoctorWho> oh yeah, that too 
<trinalin> I don't give up stuff for Lent anymore, so there's no real 
           reason to celebrate Fat Tuesday 
<trinalin> I used to give up cookies 
<random_c> 'what are you giving up for lent?' 'observing the holidays of 
           religions I'm not a part of, Miss' 

Jan 20 [15:47]
<random_c> do you have jif lemons in the US? 
<DoctorWho> jif lemon? 
<SeriousJ> that peanut butter lemons? 
<DoctorWho> The only lemons we have that I know of are the citrus kind and 
            the automotive kind 
<random_c> I guess that's a no... they're plastic lemons filled with lemon 
           juice. You make your pancakes, put sugar on them, then drizzle 
           lemon juice on them. 
<DoctorWho> oh. I think I've seen those 
<random_c> Someone once painted one green and threw it into a supermarket 
           saying it was a grenade. It was 10 minutes before anyone 
           realised what it was... 

Jan 20 [20:44]
<PeterJF> i just credit serkis for having a delivery that doesn't grate. 
          it's tough to have a weird voice without making an excessive 
          caricature of yerself 
<SeriousJ> his voice work was excellent 
<PeterJF> what sj said ;-) 
<DoctorWho> For contrast: See Ahmed Best ^_^ 
<PeterJF> *mindseek* 
<PeterJF> *mindsectorseek* 
<PeterJF> *mindsectorseek* 
<PeterJF> *mindsectorseek* 
<PeterJF> *mindsectorseek* 
<PeterJF> *mindsectorseek* 
 * WhiteQueen seeks higher ground to avoid the flood. 
<PeterJF> *googleseek* 
<Alden> Peter's about to find his mind's been formatted 
<smokeytimelady> No, not the mind probe! 
<DoctorWho> LOL 
<PeterJF> meesa forgot bout him 

Jan 22 [03:36]
<RC_insomiawork> I should be OK at the con, so long as treacle doesn't do 
                 anything that makes me want to kill him. 
<Alryssa> What, like breathing? 
<RC_insomiawork> It takes a *little* more than that. 
<Alryssa> Farting? 
<RC_insomiawork> *lol* close. Talking. 

Jan 23 [12:12]
<MarkyD> random> go as erimem... very little material costs involved... ;-) 
 * random_c knows not of what MarkyD speaks 
<MarkyD> random> Big Finish Peter Davison companion 
 * random_c knows not of such things 
<MarkyD> Egyptian Pharoah 
<random_c> Hrm. 
<MarkyD> She'll be there as a guest, actually 
<Alryssa> Erimem, the name that means utter gibberish! 
<MarkyD> her name is, her name is, her name is... 
<PaulG> Slim Pharaoh? 
<MarkyD> will the real slim lady *please* stand up, *please* stand up... 

Jan 23 [13:21]
<lee> wesley is an evil fuck! =) 
<PaulG> he's a lucky fuck too... engaged to alyson hannigan *sigh* 
<lee> ! 
<lee> didn't know that 
<PaulG> they got engaged at xmas... been an item for yonks 
<lee> maybe they've been reading fanfics... 
<Pink_T_Floyd> *click* *click* 'hmm... hey alyson, come look at this one' 
               'what is it?' 'is that position even possible?' 'i dunno... 
               but it'd be fun to try' 

Jan 23 [22:08]
<PeterJF> i find it difficult to credit 
<PeterJF> hence 'incredible' 
<PeterJF> maybe i should write staven wright some new jokes 
 * Sam-Jones glances at Thete 
<Kiri`> is he still performing? 
<PeterJF> how bout this: 
<PeterJF> i ate one too many snow cones. i spawned an abdominal snowman. 
<DoctorWho> LOL 
<PeterJF> wouldn't work if i delivered it, but i guess i could write 
<Alden> This is Thete <picture of Thete> This is Thete on drugs <identical 
        picture of Thete> 
... 
 * Kiri` introdices Mr Left, wrights agent. but they never know what the 
   other is doing.. 
<PeterJF> whoooo that's a rip-snorter there K-tel 
<PeterJF> a knee-slapper 
<PeterJF> humdinger 
 * Kiri` fwaps pete 
<PeterJF> ooF 
<PeterJF> petefwapper 

Jan 26 [10:19]
<DoctorWh0> Pete: So we're back where we started? :P 
<PeterJF> we? 
<PeterJF> We? 
<PeterJF> WE!?!? 
<DoctorWh0> We. 
<PeterJF> all the way home 
[Fwap!] 

Jan 26 [22:33]
<segnbora> nyquil is bogus, it's got alcohol and sleeping meds in it. 
<PeterJF> nyquil is great, it's got alcohol and sleeping meds in it. 
... 
<PeterJF> now stop dissing nyquil. hmm, think it's time for my dose. oh 
          wait, i'm not sick. oh well *glug* *glug* *glug* yeehah *hic* 

Jan 27 [16:46]
<Shel> oh yeah, i have homework 
<Shel> polar coordinates this time 
<trinalin> There's a third way to multiply vectors, I think - but I 
           completely forgot that... I was reading about it in Physics2000 
<The_42nd_Doctor> What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain 
                  climber? Nothing-- you can't cross a vector with a 
                  scalar. 

Jan 27 [21:46]
[Pete has just replaced a dysfunctional DVD-ROM drive] 
<PeterJF> nate: the lite-on is right-on 
<DoctorWho> Kewl. 
<PeterJF> that sony was phony 
 * DoctorWho fwaps Pete on general principle