The #drwhochat Quotefile

Nov 2 [20:44]
<I_Am_Legend> I'm gonna build a time machine and go back with a Super VHS 
              recorder and tape every single 60s DW ep 
<Whomiga> Forget SuperVHS - lets send Thete back with his MiniDV deck :-) 
<DoctorWho> Super VHS, bah. Get a MiniDV 
<invincor> if you've built a time machine, why can't you also build a 
           digital video recorder? :) 
<Whomiga> Nate: brain? 
 * DoctorWho hands over the communal brain 
<invincor> it might be simpler to build a warp drive, get 39 light years 
           away, build a really big antenna, and record the original 
           broadcasts 
<Whomiga> Inv - true, but the quality would be better at the source, than 
          39 years out 
<DoctorWho> That's an interesting thought... someone out in Alpha Centauri 
            might have the missing episodes on tape ^_^ 
<PeterJF> or crystal 
<DrFaust> SETI gets its first contact with another life form and it's a 
          letter asking the BBC to make more Doctor Who... 

Nov 3 [09:53]
[Nate spots an omission in the Beeble Brox Company video list] 
 * nathanr looks at the list 
<nathanr> What happened to Theta-G Part Four? 
 * PeterJF checks 
<PeterJF> it was under the sofa. thanks 
<nathanr> ^_^ 
<PeterJF> always losing that 
<nathanr> Along with another copy of The Space Pirates, Part 2 I trust 
[Fwump!] 

Nov 3 [10:33]
<nathanr> oh, someone earlier this morning mentioned that the video release 
          of the Gunfighters will have a foldout flap with the lyrics to 
          the Ballade of the Last Chance Saloon 
<Lyssie> Nate: Dude! We'll all have to learn it so we can sing acapella at 
         Galley. 
<PeterJF> nate: LOL! 
<nathanr> *shudder* 
<nathanr> We could blackmail people with that 
<nathanr> But how wrong is that? 
<nathanr> They could edit a frickin Fleetwood Mac song out of Spearhead, 
          but they can't cut that bloody ballade out of the Gunfighters 
<nathanr> Hell, they're /embracing/ it 
<Lyssie> Fleetwood Mac? 
<nathanr> There was a snippet of a Fleetwood Mac song in Spearhead 
<Lyssie> hehehehehe. That's very sad. 
<PeterJF> it's your last chance to edit 'cause the tape's comin' soon, it's 
          yer last chance to save us from the last chance saloon... 

Nov 3 [21:24]
 * Lyssie cackles. See, we should talk comics in here, 'cause 'Cafe is 
   talking Doctor Who. 

Nov 6 [09:14]
<PeterJF> you rock nate, thanks again! 
<DoctorWho> You forgot the 'live under' ^_^ 
<DoctorWho> I forgot the 'a' 

Nov 10 [22:15]
[Pete uploads a scan of the cover of a newspaper] 
<Alden> is that a photograph or artwork? 
<PeterJF> photo. perhaps the newsprint grain is misleading 
<PeterJF> you'd be shocked to see tha paper. it doesn't even look that nice 
 * nathanr2 munches on some newspaper 
<PeterJF> wish -i- had a cud, nate 
<nathanr2> well my doctor told me I should eat more grains 
<PeterJF> herre, take this fwapper. 
 * nathanr2 fwaps himself 
 * nathanr2 hands it back 
<PeterJF> ta. 

Nov 10 [23:02]
<PeterBN> don't do it. 
<PeterJF> i'm gonna do it. 
<PeterBN> do not listen to the invasion of time again. 
 * Alden stares 
<PeterJF> but it's the only thing in my mp3 player and i'm too tired to 
          reinstall the software 
<PeterBN> you'll wig out 
<PeterJF> i -am- wigged 
<PeterJF> ow 
<PeterJF> don't pull my hair 
<PeterBN> just checking :) 
 * nathanr2 plays the funky sitar music at Pete 
<PeterJF> lol 
... 
<PeterJF> eef. i might be out of aaa batteries 
<nathanr2> PeterBN stole them, I'm sure of it 
<PeterJF> how am i going to operate my digital crotch now 
<PeterJF> er, watch 
<PeterJF> er, mp3 player 
<nathanr2> BMI 
 * Alden blinks 
<PeterJF> British Music Industry? 
<nathanr2> Bad Mental Image 
<Alden> Bite My Information? 
<PeterJF> lol 
<nathanr2> Another companion to TMI and NGT 
<Alden> ah :) 
<PeterJF> YoTAITM 

Nov 10 [23:14]
[Alden is trying out LiveJournal clients] 
 * Alden looks at the client 
<Alden> hmmmm 
<PeterJF> next! 

Nov 11 [15:25]
<Lyssie> Collecting implies meticulous keeping and sorting. Me, I like 
         playing with my toys. 
 * nathanr2 looks around his room and wonders, by that definition, whether 
   he's collecting computers or just playing with them... 
<Lyssie> Playing. 
<gordon-r-d> definitely playing 
<RedQueen> that depends. how many of them have no case and are screwed 
           directly into the wall? 

Nov 11 [16:29]
<Pete_Wisdom> Why are there interstates in Hawaii? 
<gordon-r-d> Pete : they go underground and emerge in California and Alaska 
<Lyssie> ....that sounds wrong. 
<PeterJF> i was going to tell you, but gordon's answer is more fun 
<RedQueen> tell me, then 
<PeterJF> no, i've disgusted myself with a day of didactic typing 
<PeterJF> i'm having a breather 
<nathanr2> You tease 
<WhiteQueen> Thete needs to breathe?! 
<RedQueen> Thete: gordon probably has some stompy robots that could drag it 
           out of you 
 * WhiteQueen promptly administers mouth-to-mouth on Thete 
<DrFaust> Naw, he's just venting gaseous by-products. 
<PeterJF> 
<gordon-r-d> I prefer *my* answer 
<PeterJF> i still refuse to answer! 
 * gordon-r-d starts choosing which stompy robot to send in 
<PeterJF> oh corks. 
 * WhiteQueen gets out of the way of gorddon's robot, since Thete seems to 
   be breathing okay now... 
*** gordon-r-d is now known as Optimus_Gord 
<Optimus_Gord> *STOMP* 
*** PeterJF is now known as ____________________ 
<nathanr2> ROTFLMAO 
<____________________> 
<WhiteQueen> LOL! 
<nathanr2> Flattop! 
<Optimus_Gord> HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR 
<____________________> 
 * gordon-r-d insert an air hose up Thete and leaps up and down on the pump 
*** ____________________ is now known as PeterJF 
<PeterJF> blow m- er, nevermind 
 * RedQueen slaps Thete 
<nathanr2> LoL 
<PeterJF> ... 
<PeterJF> ow 
 * nathanr2 gets out the TNT 
 * nathanr2 blows Thete....... up 
<PeterJF> dammit nate 
<PeterJF> you know i prefer TCM 
<nathanr2> *fwap* 

Nov 11 [19:55]
<PeterJF> The Delaware is that synth used in The Sea Devils, for everyone 
          here except inv who knows so don't tell me you know inv ;-) 
... 
<invincor> but the Delaware was also used for all the other synth stuff in 
           the Pertwee years, not just Sea Devils 
<PeterJF> dude, yer gettin' a Delaware *massive synth drops into frame on 
          top of hapless victim* 

Nov 13 [11:11]
 * random_C gets a phone call from a confused chinese takeaway blokie 
   trying to work out where the hell I am 
<DoctorWho> Is there such a thing as an unconfused takeaway bloke? 
<random_C> not so I've noticed 
<random_C> I've ordered a 1/4 duck so I'll probably get 1/2 1 goose 
<Greebo_T_Cat> ah, but will your goose be cooked?\ 
<random_C> doubt it. Probably be hopping round wondering where it's head 
           went 
<Greebo_T_Cat> yeah, but we all have days like that 

Nov 13 [13:43]
<TheDrake> Campbell says after Spider-Man he doubts Raimi will want to do 
           another low budget horror film 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Drake: you mean apart from the low budget horror flick he's 
               signed up to do before spiderman 2? 
<TheDrake> Ash...i didn't hear about that,maybe Bruce was blowing smoke to 
           confuse the fans? 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Drake: Bruce will blow anything to confuse the fans.. and i 
               have the video to prove it! 

Nov 13 [19:50]
<Shel> and the credits take an hour themselves it seems 
<Shel> since they list EVERY member of the LOTR official fan club... if 
       you're a member, look for your name ;) 
<Greebo_T_Cat> and if you're not, look for a name that you can pretend is 
               yours 

Nov 13 [20:34]
<Shel> LOTR FOTR 
<Shel> as michaelle's brother would say... Lotter Fotter 
<dse> to be followed by The Twin Towers
<Shel> Two Towers
<DoctorWho> Does he pronounce that Titty? 

Nov 13 [20:39]
<PeterJF> please check in... to the Airtel Plaza! 
<DoctorWho> Pete: You can check out anytime you like, but you can never 
            leave? 
<Shel> nate, until the swat team makes you leave 

Nov 14 [12:12]
<Greebo_T_Cat> one kid asked me if i was blade yesterday... 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'Considering blade is an afro american in his 30's called 
               wesley snipes.... No.' 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'why don't you pretend to go on a killing spree!' 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'why pretend?' 
<Greebo_T_Cat> that shut the fuckers up 

Nov 14 [15:29]
<DoctorWho> Oops 
 * DoctorWho discovers a bug in the quotefile code 
 * gordon-r-d stomps that sucker flat 
 * Alryssa eats it. 
<Alryssa> Protein! 
[Now we know what's wrong with Ryss.] 

Nov 15 [00:21]
<PeterJF> all righty- spaghetti break 
 * DoctorWho wonders which way he's supposed to interpret that 
<PeterJF> very late but very satisfying 
<DoctorWho> I wasn't sure whether that meant food, or meant you were about 
            to disconnect yourself to recable shit 
<PeterJF> hefh hefh hefh 
<PeterJF> *chomp* *slurp* 
<PeterJF> yuh... vuh kebbels ah pot uf mah vid qwipmah 
<PeterJF> *chomp* *slurp* 
<DoctorWho> Are you typing with your hands full again? 
<PeterJF> :) 
<PeterJF> somefin wike dat 
<SeriousJ> no comment 
<DoctorWho> <!-- comment --> 
<DoctorWho> no comment 
<DoctorWho> # comment 
<DoctorWho> no comment 
<DoctorWho> /* comment */ 
<DoctorWho> no comment 
 * PeterJF hands nate the fwapper 
 * DoctorWho fwaps himself 
 * DoctorWho hands it back 
<PeterJF> ta. 

Nov 16 [20:08]
<Whomiga> I still have my blinking TARDIS behind me 
 * SeriousJ blinks at Whomiga 
<NateLosingGripOnSanity> Wow, the whole TARDIS blinks now? That was quite 
                         an engineering feat 
[Fwap!] 

Nov 17 [21:58]
<HeleneoTroy> the only part i hate about making chocolate is getting it 
              from the pot to the mug without spilling it all over the 
              stove 
<Lyssie> That's what the microwave is for. ;) 
<NateLosingGripOnSanity> what Lyssie said 
 * HeleneoTroy is 01de sk00l w/ her chocolate ;) 

Nov 18 [01:19]
<PeterJF> trillian lets you change your quitline but you have to play three 
          levels and beat two bosses in that bizarre UI first 

Nov 18 [20:51]
<Kiri`> Alden - what did you get your boss for the wedding? 
<Alden> Kiri: an aluminium wall clock 
<Alden> shhhhhh, no one tell him! :) 
<Kiri`> HEY ALDENS BOSS! what time is it? oh you don't know.. good.. wait 
        till you married =) 

Nov 19 [00:05]
 * Alryssa scritches. Lyss want handmade candles for Yule pressies? ;) 
<LysWritingNovel> Oooo. Fire! 
<LysWritingNovel> Yes. :) 
<DoctorWho> lol 
<Alryssa> I thought you might. ;) 
<PeterJF> Try It, Yule Like It 
[Fwap!] 

Nov 19 [10:42]
<TomFODW> ugh, just heard someone on the radio mispronounce "Houston 
          Street" 
<Greebo_T_Cat> They called it whitney street? 
<DoctorWho> Steel chair or not, you know I have to fwap you now. 
<DoctorWho> It's my duty. 
<DoctorWho> *fwap* 

Nov 20 [13:33]
<LysAFK> DrWhochat: Kicking out the idiots since 1997. 
<StaticShadow> dont you mean 1996= :) 
<Lyssie> Yeah, yeah. 
<NathanR> I dunno, depends, do you want to go all the way back to its efnet 
          roots? 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Drwhochat: Existing outside the realms of space and time 
               since... er.... 

Nov 20 [21:31]
 * PeterJF clicks an email labeled 'Want to be a part of a 300 billion 
   industry?' 
<DoctorWho> pr0n? 
<PeterJF> Hm. It just says "Me neither." 
<Alden> LOL 
<DoctorWho> LOL 
<DoctorWho> ROTFL 
<Alryssa> *facepalms* 

Nov 22 [21:07]
<TheDrake> never invite a snowman for Thanksgiving...they're just so 
           abominable......... 
<invincor> and their stomachs bleep at the dinner table 

Nov 24 [23:09]
<Delenn> o/` Oh where, oh where is my Sher-i-dan gone, oh where, oh where 
         can he beeeeee... o/` 

Nov 25 [01:15]
RebelHeart joined the channel 
RebelHeart left the channel 
<PeterJF> hi Reb 
<PeterJF> bye Reb 
<DoctorWh1> Do you have to reb it in like that? 
<PeterJF> owww 
 * PeterJF hands nate the fwapper 
<DoctorWh1> *fwap*ooF 
 * DoctorWh1 hands it back 
 * Alryssa fwaps Nate 
<PeterJF> tsk ryss 
<PeterJF> thou art a tyrant 
<PeterJF> a cute tyrant, but still :) 
<DoctorWh1> Worse than just a rant, a tyrant! 
<PeterJF> thanks be to tyrant 

Nov 25 [01:29]
 * DoctorWh1 has decided he is never eating tuna again 
<SarnyThete> why 
<DoctorWh1> Every time I try it seems to make me horribly ill 
<SarnyThete> fair enough 
<DoctorWh1> At least, recently 
<SarnyThete> i suggest you discard the can before mashing up the tuna next 
             time 
<DoctorWh1> oh? 
<SarnyThete> 'sgood eatin that way 
<SarnyThete> less iron, but oh well 
<DoctorWh1> ah. 
<SarnyThete> oh look. i have the fwapper already 
<SarnyThete> *fwap* ooF 

Nov 26 [03:09]
<Alden> since I installed a quicktime control, it broke support for MIDI 
        files imbedded in web pages 
<Alden> there is a use for quicktime after all. :) 

Nov 27 [23:35]
 * DoctorWh0 is starting to wonder if his broken ethernet dongle is at 
   fault 
<Alryssa> Technical term: Dongle. 
<DoctorWh0> Yes. 
 * Lyssie snickers. 
<Alden> yes, when in doubt, check your dongle is firmly attached 
<Alryssa> Filth! 
 * DoctorWh0 is glad to see he's not the only person that thinks of 
   something else when he sees (or uses) that word 
<DoctorWh0> I tell you, Ryss, you're my own personal corruptor 
 * Alden blinks innocently 
 * Alryssa cuteblinks 
<Alryssa> I'm touched. 
<DoctorWh0> biblically? 
 * DoctorWh0 runs 
 * Alryssa detoNates 

Nov 28 [09:51]
<StaticShadow> thete! 
<PeterJF> shad! 
<DoctorWh0> The Real Slim Shadow?