The #drwhochat Quotefile

Volume VI, Issue XI: November 2002

Compiled by Nathan Roberts


Nov 2

8:44PM
I_Am_Legend: I'm gonna build a time machine and go back with a Super VHS recorder and tape every single 60s DW ep
Whomiga: Forget SuperVHS - lets send Thete back with his MiniDV deck :-)
DoctorWho: Super VHS, bah. Get a MiniDV
invincor: if you've built a time machine, why can't you also build a digital video recorder? :)
Whomiga: Nate: brain?
DoctorWho hands over the communal brain
invincor: it might be simpler to build a warp drive, get 39 light years away, build a really big antenna, and record the original broadcasts
Whomiga: Inv - true, but the quality would be better at the source, than 39 years out
DoctorWho: That's an interesting thought... someone out in Alpha Centauri might have the missing episodes on tape ^_^
PeterJF: or crystal
DrFaust: SETI gets its first contact with another life form and it's a letter asking the BBC to make more Doctor Who...

Nov 3

9:53AM
Nate spots an omission in the Beeble Brox Company video list
nathanr looks at the list
nathanr: What happened to Theta-G Part Four?
PeterJF checks
PeterJF: it was under the sofa. thanks
nathanr: ^_^
PeterJF: always losing that
nathanr: Along with another copy of The Space Pirates, Part 2 I trust
Fwump!

10:33AM
nathanr: oh, someone earlier this morning mentioned that the video release of the Gunfighters will have a foldout flap with the lyrics to the Ballade of the Last Chance Saloon
Lyssie: Nate: Dude! We'll all have to learn it so we can sing acapella at Galley.
PeterJF: nate: LOL!
nathanr: *shudder*
nathanr: We could blackmail people with that
nathanr: But how wrong is that?
nathanr: They could edit a frickin Fleetwood Mac song out of Spearhead, but they can't cut that bloody ballade out of the Gunfighters
nathanr: Hell, they're /embracing/ it
Lyssie: Fleetwood Mac?
nathanr: There was a snippet of a Fleetwood Mac song in Spearhead
Lyssie: hehehehehe. That's very sad.
PeterJF: it's your last chance to edit 'cause the tape's comin' soon, it's yer last chance to save us from the last chance saloon...

9:24PM
Lyssie cackles. See, we should talk comics in here, 'cause 'Cafe is talking Doctor Who.

Nov 6

9:14AM
PeterJF: you rock nate, thanks again!
DoctorWho: You forgot the 'live under' ^_^
DoctorWho: I forgot the 'a'

Nov 10

10:15PM
Pete uploads a scan of the cover of a newspaper
Alden: is that a photograph or artwork?
PeterJF: photo. perhaps the newsprint grain is misleading
PeterJF: you'd be shocked to see tha paper. it doesn't even look that nice
nathanr2 munches on some newspaper
PeterJF: wish -i- had a cud, nate
nathanr2: well my doctor told me I should eat more grains
PeterJF: herre, take this fwapper.
nathanr2 fwaps himself
nathanr2 hands it back
PeterJF: ta.

11:02PM
PeterBN: don't do it.
PeterJF: i'm gonna do it.
PeterBN: do not listen to the invasion of time again.
Alden stares
PeterJF: but it's the only thing in my mp3 player and i'm too tired to reinstall the software
PeterBN: you'll wig out
PeterJF: i -am- wigged
PeterJF: ow
PeterJF: don't pull my hair
PeterBN: just checking :)
nathanr2 plays the funky sitar music at Pete
PeterJF: lol
...
PeterJF: eef. i might be out of aaa batteries
nathanr2: PeterBN stole them, I'm sure of it
PeterJF: how am i going to operate my digital crotch now
PeterJF: er, watch
PeterJF: er, mp3 player
nathanr2: BMI
Alden blinks
PeterJF: British Music Industry?
nathanr2: Bad Mental Image
Alden: Bite My Information?
PeterJF: lol
nathanr2: Another companion to TMI and NGT
Alden: ah :)
PeterJF: YoTAITM

11:14PM
Alden is trying out LiveJournal clients
Alden looks at the client
Alden: hmmmm
PeterJF: next!

Nov 11

3:25PM
Lyssie: Collecting implies meticulous keeping and sorting. Me, I like playing with my toys.
nathanr2 looks around his room and wonders, by that definition, whether he's collecting computers or just playing with them...
Lyssie: Playing.
gordon-r-d: definitely playing
RedQueen: that depends. how many of them have no case and are screwed directly into the wall?

4:29PM
Pete_Wisdom: Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
gordon-r-d: Pete : they go underground and emerge in California and Alaska
Lyssie: ....that sounds wrong.
PeterJF: i was going to tell you, but gordon's answer is more fun
RedQueen: tell me, then
PeterJF: no, i've disgusted myself with a day of didactic typing
PeterJF: i'm having a breather
nathanr2: You tease
WhiteQueen: Thete needs to breathe?!
RedQueen: Thete: gordon probably has some stompy robots that could drag it out of you
WhiteQueen promptly administers mouth-to-mouth on Thete
DrFaust: Naw, he's just venting gaseous by-products.
PeterJF:
gordon-r-d: I prefer *my* answer
PeterJF: i still refuse to answer!
gordon-r-d starts choosing which stompy robot to send in
PeterJF: oh corks.
WhiteQueen gets out of the way of gorddon's robot, since Thete seems to be breathing okay now...
gordon-r-d is now known as Optimus_Gord
Optimus_Gord: *STOMP*
PeterJF is now known as ____________________
nathanr2: ROTFLMAO
____________________:
WhiteQueen: LOL!
nathanr2: Flattop!
Optimus_Gord: HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR
____________________:
gordon-r-d insert an air hose up Thete and leaps up and down on the pump
____________________ is now known as PeterJF
PeterJF: blow m- er, nevermind
RedQueen slaps Thete
nathanr2: LoL
PeterJF: ...
PeterJF: ow
nathanr2 gets out the TNT
nathanr2 blows Thete....... up
PeterJF: dammit nate
PeterJF: you know i prefer TCM
nathanr2: *fwap*

7:55PM
PeterJF: The Delaware is that synth used in The Sea Devils, for everyone here except inv who knows so don't tell me you know inv ;-)
...
invincor: but the Delaware was also used for all the other synth stuff in the Pertwee years, not just Sea Devils
PeterJF: dude, yer gettin' a Delaware *massive synth drops into frame on top of hapless victim*

Nov 13

11:11AM
random_C gets a phone call from a confused chinese takeaway blokie trying to work out where the hell I am
DoctorWho: Is there such a thing as an unconfused takeaway bloke?
random_C: not so I've noticed
random_C: I've ordered a 1/4 duck so I'll probably get 1/2 1 goose
Greebo_T_Cat: ah, but will your goose be cooked?\
random_C: doubt it. Probably be hopping round wondering where it's head went
Greebo_T_Cat: yeah, but we all have days like that

1:43PM
TheDrake: Campbell says after Spider-Man he doubts Raimi will want to do another low budget horror film
Greebo_T_Cat: Drake: you mean apart from the low budget horror flick he's signed up to do before spiderman 2?
TheDrake: Ash...i didn't hear about that,maybe Bruce was blowing smoke to confuse the fans?
Greebo_T_Cat: Drake: Bruce will blow anything to confuse the fans.. and i have the video to prove it!

7:50PM
Shel: and the credits take an hour themselves it seems
Shel: since they list EVERY member of the LOTR official fan club... if you're a member, look for your name ;)
Greebo_T_Cat: and if you're not, look for a name that you can pretend is yours

8:34PM
Shel: LOTR FOTR
Shel: as michaelle's brother would say... Lotter Fotter
dse: to be followed by The Twin Towers
Shel: Two Towers
DoctorWho: Does he pronounce that Titty?

8:39PM
PeterJF: please check in... to the Airtel Plaza!
DoctorWho: Pete: You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave?
Shel: nate, until the swat team makes you leave

Nov 14

12:12PM
Greebo_T_Cat: one kid asked me if i was blade yesterday...
Greebo_T_Cat: 'Considering blade is an afro american in his 30's called wesley snipes.... No.'
Greebo_T_Cat: 'why don't you pretend to go on a killing spree!'
Greebo_T_Cat: 'why pretend?'
Greebo_T_Cat: that shut the fuckers up

3:29PM
DoctorWho: Oops
DoctorWho discovers a bug in the quotefile code
gordon-r-d stomps that sucker flat
Alryssa eats it.
Alryssa: Protein!
Now we know what's wrong with Ryss.

Nov 15

12:21AM
PeterJF: all righty- spaghetti break
DoctorWho wonders which way he's supposed to interpret that
PeterJF: very late but very satisfying
DoctorWho: I wasn't sure whether that meant food, or meant you were about to disconnect yourself to recable shit
PeterJF: hefh hefh hefh
PeterJF: *chomp* *slurp*
PeterJF: yuh... vuh kebbels ah pot uf mah vid qwipmah
PeterJF: *chomp* *slurp*
DoctorWho: Are you typing with your hands full again?
PeterJF: :)
PeterJF: somefin wike dat
SeriousJ: no comment
DoctorWho: <!-- comment -->
DoctorWho: no comment
DoctorWho: # comment
DoctorWho: no comment
DoctorWho: /* comment */
DoctorWho: no comment
PeterJF hands nate the fwapper
DoctorWho fwaps himself
DoctorWho hands it back
PeterJF: ta.

Nov 16

8:08PM
Whomiga: I still have my blinking TARDIS behind me
SeriousJ blinks at Whomiga
NateLosingGripOnSanity: Wow, the whole TARDIS blinks now? That was quite an engineering feat
Fwap!

Nov 17

9:58PM
HeleneoTroy: the only part i hate about making chocolate is getting it from the pot to the mug without spilling it all over the stove
Lyssie: That's what the microwave is for. ;)
NateLosingGripOnSanity: what Lyssie said
HeleneoTroy is 01de sk00l w/ her chocolate ;)

Nov 18

1:19AM
PeterJF: trillian lets you change your quitline but you have to play three levels and beat two bosses in that bizarre UI first

8:51PM
Kiri`: Alden - what did you get your boss for the wedding?
Alden: Kiri: an aluminium wall clock
Alden: shhhhhh, no one tell him! :)
Kiri`: HEY ALDENS BOSS! what time is it? oh you don't know.. good.. wait till you married =)

Nov 19

12:05AM
Alryssa scritches. Lyss want handmade candles for Yule pressies? ;)
LysWritingNovel: Oooo. Fire!
LysWritingNovel: Yes. :)
DoctorWho: lol
Alryssa: I thought you might. ;)
PeterJF: Try It, Yule Like It
Fwap!

10:42AM
TomFODW: ugh, just heard someone on the radio mispronounce "Houston Street"
Greebo_T_Cat: They called it whitney street?
DoctorWho: Steel chair or not, you know I have to fwap you now.
DoctorWho: It's my duty.
DoctorWho: *fwap*

Nov 20

1:33PM
LysAFK: DrWhochat: Kicking out the idiots since 1997.
StaticShadow: dont you mean 1996= :)
Lyssie: Yeah, yeah.
NathanR: I dunno, depends, do you want to go all the way back to its efnet roots?
Greebo_T_Cat: Drwhochat: Existing outside the realms of space and time since... er....

9:31PM
PeterJF clicks an email labeled 'Want to be a part of a 300 billion industry?'
DoctorWho: pr0n?
PeterJF: Hm. It just says "Me neither."
Alden: LOL
DoctorWho: LOL
DoctorWho: ROTFL
Alryssa: *facepalms*

Nov 22

9:07PM
TheDrake: never invite a snowman for Thanksgiving...they're just so abominable.........
invincor: and their stomachs bleep at the dinner table

Nov 24

11:09PM
Delenn: o/` Oh where, oh where is my Sher-i-dan gone, oh where, oh where can he beeeeee... o/`

Nov 25

1:15AM
RebelHeart joined the channel
RebelHeart left the channel
PeterJF: hi Reb
PeterJF: bye Reb
DoctorWh1: Do you have to reb it in like that?
PeterJF: owww
PeterJF hands nate the fwapper
DoctorWh1: *fwap*ooF
DoctorWh1 hands it back
Alryssa fwaps Nate
PeterJF: tsk ryss
PeterJF: thou art a tyrant
PeterJF: a cute tyrant, but still :)
DoctorWh1: Worse than just a rant, a tyrant!
PeterJF: thanks be to tyrant

1:29AM
DoctorWh1 has decided he is never eating tuna again
SarnyThete: why
DoctorWh1: Every time I try it seems to make me horribly ill
SarnyThete: fair enough
DoctorWh1: At least, recently
SarnyThete: i suggest you discard the can before mashing up the tuna next time
DoctorWh1: oh?
SarnyThete: 'sgood eatin that way
SarnyThete: less iron, but oh well
DoctorWh1: ah.
SarnyThete: oh look. i have the fwapper already
SarnyThete: *fwap* ooF

Nov 26

3:09AM
Alden: since I installed a quicktime control, it broke support for MIDI files imbedded in web pages
Alden: there is a use for quicktime after all. :)

Nov 27

11:35PM
DoctorWh0 is starting to wonder if his broken ethernet dongle is at fault
Alryssa: Technical term: Dongle.
DoctorWh0: Yes.
Lyssie snickers.
Alden: yes, when in doubt, check your dongle is firmly attached
Alryssa: Filth!
DoctorWh0 is glad to see he's not the only person that thinks of something else when he sees (or uses) that word
DoctorWh0: I tell you, Ryss, you're my own personal corruptor
Alden blinks innocently
Alryssa cuteblinks
Alryssa: I'm touched.
DoctorWh0: biblically?
DoctorWh0 runs
Alryssa detoNates

Nov 28

9:51AM
StaticShadow: thete!
PeterJF: shad!
DoctorWh0: The Real Slim Shadow?


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