The #drwhochat Quotefile

Sep 1 [15:43]
<Morentis> I just can't win. 
<Morentis> Random things in K9 keep ceasing to work and generating errors. 
<random_c> don't tell me, tell nate 

Sep 1 [20:02]
<PeterJF> it's a tough call cuz you tend to be a bit pipolar 
<PeterJF> you have 3.14159265natewilltopthis moods 
<Whomiga> I cna get to 3.14159265358979 without looking 
<invincor> I can do 3.14159265 
<invincor> because I can remember Richard Hurndall saying it in "The Five 
           Doctors" :) 
 * PeterJF hi5's steve 
<PeterJF> i pasted a flood of it from google once just to make nate fwap me 

Sep 1 [23:26]
--- Pete_Wisdom joined the channel 
<Pete_Wisdom> What did I miss this time? 
<PeterJF> i would tell you what you missed this time but i'm starting to 
          get the 'times' mixed up 
<Pete_Wisdom> It's 2:44 EDT 
<PeterJF> okay. 
<PeterJF> oh- there was that quick channel bungee by pat tallman. she gave 
          her hotel room number in philly and flipped out again 
<Pete_Wisdom> Pat Tallman was here? 
--- Alden joined the channel 
<PeterJF> hey she's back! 
<PeterJF> hi patricia! 
<PeterJF> O.O 
<PeterJF> crap! alden you forgot the wig 
<PeterJF> sorry jeff. no pat tallman, just this tall man 
[Fwap!] 

Sep 2 [19:25]
<DrFaust> You know, the "people in the phone booth" stunt really doesn't 
          have much novelty when they're all DW fans. 

Sep 2 [23:00]
<Shel> and when is an object not a foreign object ("do not place foreign 
       objects in your ear") 
<PeterJF> am i foreign object or against it? 
[Fwap!] 

Sep 2 [23:27]
 * Pete_Wisdom wonders when the next noogie from Thete is 
 * PeterJF noogies Jeff 
<Pete_Wisdom> You should put that on a timer, Peter 
<PeterJF> never say i never gave ya nuthin' :) 
<Pete_Wisdom> It's only virtual noogies :) 
<PeterJF> I done fousands o' these. Fousands. 
 * PeterJF noogies Jeff's virtual skull 
<DoctorWho> Faustans? 
 * PeterJF noogies Nate 
<DoctorWho> aaack 
<Pete_Wisdom> I guess this is payback for all time I noogied my brother... 
 * PeterJF noogies Jeff 
<Pete_Wisdom> Thete never had a little brother to noogie 
<DoctorWho> Hm... neither did I 
 * DoctorWho noogies Jeff 
<PeterJF> LOL 
<Pete_Wisdom> aaack! 
 * DoctorWho looks at Pete and Jeff 
<DoctorWho> Jeff is Pete's Grek! 
 * PeterJF noogies Nate 
<dha> oh yeah, the other thing I bought on ebay was a complete Timewyrm 
      set. woohoo 
 * PeterJF noogies Paul Cornell 
<dha> heh 
<Pete_Wisdom> I'm missing a Cat's Cradle... 
 * PeterJF noogies Jeff 
<Greebo_T_Cat> well, you can't have mine. 
 * PeterJF does NOT noogie Ash 
<DoctorWho> LOL 
<Greebo_T_Cat> wise boy. 

Sep 3 [04:49]
<Alden> My title suggestion for it is "The Fall of the Republic" 
<Pete_Wisdom> Star Wars Episode III: The One With The Unhappy Ending (with 
              the cast of Friends as members of the doomed Jedi forces) 
<ZygonC> How about Star Wars Episode III: Who's Your Daddy?! 

Sep 6 [21:26]
<PeterJF> that totally rings a bell 
<DoctorWho> That was me. 
<PeterJF> I heard a cry. 
<DoctorWho> That was me. 
<PeterJF> I heard a cry. 
<DoctorWho> That was me. 
<PeterJF> I heard a cry. 
<DoctorWho> That was me. 
<Alryssa> Do not push this button again 
<DoctorWho> LOL 
<PeterJF> Please do not hurl Franz at me. 
<PeterJF> I am an automaton and do not require "pahmping ahhp." 
<SeriousJ> are you fully functional? 
<PeterJF> vibro digits, subcutaneous stimulators, the lot. 
<DoctorWho> The parking lot? 
<Alryssa> Vroom, vroom? 
<DoctorWho> Please do not throw car commercial slogans at me 
<DoctorWho> Oh wait, that's not what that one says 
<Alryssa> Please do not throw fwaps at me 

Sep 6 [22:06]
<Alryssa> I have contours? 
 * Alryssa wonders if she has duck tours as well 
<DoctorWho> rabbit tours? 
<AudioBoy> No, a contour is when Shaun Lyon shows you around the AirTel 
           Plaza Hotel in February. 
<DoctorWho> Duck tours! 
<DoctorWho> Rabbit tours! 
<DoctorWho> Duck tours! 
<DoctorWho> Rabbit tours! 
<DoctorWho> Duck tours! 
<DoctorWho> Rabbit tours! 
<Alryssa> *fwap* 

Sep 7 [11:56]
--- DoctorWho has joined #drwhochat 
<StaticShadow> n8 awakens... 
<PeterJF> Nate! *tomtomtom* 
<PeterJF> Nate! *tomtomtom* 
<PeterJF> Nate! *tomtomtom* 
<PeterJF> Nate! *tomtomtom* 
<PeterJF> Hmm. 
<PeterJF> Tom seems dormant. 
<PeterJF> Tom! *natenatenate* 
<PeterJF> Tom! *natenatenate* 
<PeterJF> Tom! *natenatenate* 
<PeterJF> Tom! *natenatenate* 
<PeterJF> Nate Rises From The Depths! 

Sep 8 [10:10]
<PeterJF> i keep meaning to learn vi, since it's the only text editor you 
          can count on being availavble in unix. except i think it's shit 
          and i prefer emacs and won't cave in to that kind of tyranny. so 
          it sucks to be me once every couple of years when i find myself 
          stranded and reading vi commands on the web 
<DoctorWho> Pete: Even I can't keep VI straight in my head 
<PeterJF> that's because it's as straight as the line the master walks 

Sep 9 [02:48]
<DoctorWho> Why are we +R tonight? 
<Alden> Pretzell 
<DoctorWho> Been unusually persistant? 
<Alden> no, just a dick 
<DoctorWho> guess he's taking his only chance to /be/ something that he 
            doesn't /have/ ^_^ 

Sep 9 [02:51]
<Alden> how do you spel twelfth? 
<Alryssa> twelfth 
<DoctorWho> like that, I think 
<MegL> you spell spel spell 

Sep 11 [19:17]
<frobisher> yeah, I know a guy whose test to see if a language was useful 
            was to try to write Hunt the Wumpus in it. 
<frobisher> he did it in postscript. I was frightened 

Sep 12 [22:40]
<PeterJF> if liverpool wasn't a harbor, it would be part of wales, i was 
          noticing from a map 
<PeterJF> it is about as near as you can get to wales without being in 
          wales 
<dse> is that a good thing? 
<Alryssa> Don't answer that. 
<Alden> Doug: not being in Wales, or being as near as possible to Wales? 
<dse> either one 
<PeterJF> never send montgomery scott to wales 
<GeoffWessel> THERE BE WALES HERE! 
<Alryssa> *fwap* and *fwap* 

Sep 13 [16:06]
<nathanr2> If anyone knows who austinprefect@yahoo.com is, send me an email 
           and let me know so I can approve them for the group 
<PeterJF> me 
<nathanr2> ? 
<PeterJF> austinprefect@yahoo.com is my spam trap 
<nathanr2> aha 
<nathanr2> Do you want me to unsub the other you and approve that one? 
<PeterJF> i subscribe to the list with my speakeasy mail, but when i want 
          to use the features at yahoo groups, i login as austinprefect, 
          but i dowanna use austinprefect mail 
<PeterJF> yahoo makes me login to read old list email, but i'd be high to 
          let yahoo send me mail i was required to lookm at ;-) 
<nathanr2> "Now I'm gettin spam, and I know why... Because I got high, 
           Because I got high, Because I got high..." 

Sep 14 [12:54]
<Greebo_T_Cat> Also about the time the dead became the first band to have a 
               bass player with a quadrophonic bass. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> seperate channel for each string. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> they were the uuber-geek band. :P 
<Mosquito> you were born 20 years late and 1/3 of the world away ;) 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Mossy: tell me something i don't know 
<Mosquito> I have a very cool cordless screwdriver. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Ok, i didn't know that. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> does it have three settings? 

Sep 16 [19:06]
<The_42nd_Doctor> I discovered margaritas last week, and now the weather 
                  gets cold. It was a virgin margarita, but it was still 
                  really good. 
<DoctorWho> female margarita to male margarita "Wow, you were really good, 
            you sure you're a virgin?" ^_^ 
[Fwap!] 

Sep 17 [22:24]
<Alryssa> He had his tail amputated back in May 
<Alryssa> Cancerous sore developed on it. 
<DoctorWho> Max got a surgical n installed into his name ^_^ 
<Alryssa> Yup! :) 
<Alryssa> He's got a spoiler now instead of a tail ;) 
<DoctorWho> spoiler? 
<PeterJF> cat talk, nate 
<PeterJF> er, 
<PeterJF> car talk, nate 

Sep 19 [16:44]
<Setok> nice new info about (yet again) a new possibility for dw to return 
        to the TV 
<DoctorWho> yawn 
<Xanta_Claus> but will it pass the invincor test? ;) 
<Whomiga> hehe - will it pass the anyone with any common sense at all test 
<Setok> whomiga: well at least it came from the BBC1 director this time 
<Setok> instead of the tabloid press 
<Whomiga> Oh, then it is definitely false ;-) 

Sep 19 [21:25]
<PeterJF> the 1984 max headroom pilot plays like they were 10 years into 
          the internet already 
<PeterJF> there's a lot of stuff in there that has since come to pass 
<DrFaust> Yeah, I noticed my new TV set doesn't have an off switch... 

Sep 20 [21:11]
<PeterJF> i actually feel like i've experienced daleks masterplan now. 
<PeterJF> a good telesnap might enhance that 
<PeterJF> but whatever 
<DoctorWho> I don't think there's enough material from masterplan to 
            construct a 'good' one 
<PeterJF> a telesnap might enhance that 
<PeterJF> ;-) 
<DoctorWho> Have you seen the two existing episodes? 
<PeterJF> yeah 
<PeterJF> they're on the daleks earlyears tape 
<TimesChamp> Like Marco Polo - actually there's no telesnaps for Marco 
             Polo. 
<PeterJF> i've seen the telesnaps of ep 7 too 
<DoctorWho> of MP or DMP? 
<PeterJF> DMP 
<PeterJF> feat of steven 
<PeterJF> +s 
<DoctorWho> feat of steven... no, that was 6 ^_^ 

Sep 20 [22:38]
<Kiri`> alden - hey what's with saddam's kid being a kiwi? 
<PeterJF> saddam prolly wants his kid somewhere -safe- 
<Alden> I think he moved here. As you would. :) 
<Kiri`> and he was allowed to get citizenship? 
<Kiri`> wow.. 
<Alden> "I'm going to attack and destroy America!!! Watch me!!!!" "That's 
        great, dad... Um, I'll just be over here..." 

Sep 20 [23:28]
<Oh_sod_it> it's EVIL - if god had intended you to be able to find an exact 
            point in a film, without rewinding back and forwards several 
            times past the point, he wouldn't have invented VHS 

Sep 22 [23:49]
[Geoff and Fen are up to their usual antics...] 
<GeoffWessel> I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS HORSESHIT FROM YOU BASEBALL LOVING 
              COCKROACHES! 
<Alden> o.O 
<Fenric1> I'M RIPPING YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD OFF, YOU SON OF A BITCH WESSEL! 
<GeoffWessel> I INVENTED YELLING THREATS ON THIS BOARD MCCAFFREY! YOU RIDE 
              MY JOCK ALL OVER THE INTERSTATE! 
<Alden> Eeek, bad mental image 
<Fenric1> You *can* threaten, sure... But you are there, and your Goddamned 
          head is over there... 
<GeoffWessel> yeah you talk real big behind a keyboard ;-) 
<Fenric1> You talk real big with a keyboard shoved up your ass, boyo! ;> 
<GeoffWessel> and, in summary, baseball sucks my ass. Thanks and drive 
              safely. 
<Alryssa> To the guys having the pissing contest: We've seen them, we're no 
          longer impressed, now put them away. 

Sep 24 [18:10]
<WhiteQueen> NP - The Ramones, "I Wanna Be Sedated" 
<gordon-r-d> ok, now I@m scared 
<gordon-r-d> NP Shonen Knife "I Wanna Be Sedated" 

Sep 24 [18:37]
<WhiteQueen> my sister's cat loves to play with plastic champagne stoppers, 
             and has actually gotten drunk by managing to get to one before 
             she could pick it up and wash it for him... 
<gordon-r-d> yeah, we wash 'em first, but all our cats have loved playing 
             with corks 
<gordon-r-d> but playing with the water coming out of the tap is a new one 
<NathanR> My mom says that Umber has taken to /drinking/ out of the tap 
          recently 
<WhiteQueen> NP - Blues Traveler, "Runaround" 
<gordon-r-d> NP : Shonen Knife "I Am A Cat" 

Sep 24 [23:03]
 * DoctorWho has obviously missed some reference here 
 * DoctorWho cracks his whip at the rock. Get back!! 
<Alden> Nathan Roberts: Rock Wrangler 

Sep 26 [02:56]
 * Alden tries to work out why the menu of his Terminator 2 DVD appears to 
   be stuck in French 
<Alden> At least it's not Italian. "Pasta la vista" 
 * Alryssa facepalms 
 * Alryssa sends the fwapper after Alden 

Sep 27 [18:50]
 * Alryssa paddles Eric 
<IdleEric> Eep 
<Alryssa> *spank* 
<IdleEric> Eep 
<DoctorWho> o_O 
 * Alryssa smirks 
<Alryssa> I made Nate o_O 
<Mosquito> you *made* Nate? OMG... 
<DoctorWho> O_o 
<DoctorWho> That settles it 
<DoctorWho> Nate /is/ Erwin and Ryssa /is/ Dust Puppy 
 * Whomiga installs WindowsXP on Nate... 
<DoctorWho> RAAAAAAPE!!! 
<Arcalian> LOL 
<SteveBreon> ROTFLMAO 

Sep 27 [22:03]
<PeterJF> oh yes... it's.... #chezwho!!!!! 
<PeterJF> ... and i'm /quit 
<DoctorWho> You can't /quit, I fired you! 
<PeterJF> fire this! 
 * DoctorWho puts the cannon away 
 * DoctorWho gets out the flamethrower 
<PeterJF> ta 
<PeterJF> *crunch* 
<PeterJF> nothing like a well-fired studio exec... 
<PeterJF> tastes like chickenshit 
[Fwap!] 

Sep 27 [22:06]
<PeterJF> sorry bout that dude 
<PeterJF> have a dr pepper 
 * DoctorWho will have a Vanilla Coke instead (blasphemy!) 
<TimJR> who's blaspheming what? 
 * PeterJF blasts tim's femur 
[Fwap!] 

Sep 27 [23:07]
<NathanR2> Thete is ThetAFK 
<Kiri`> how u know he's afk? 
<NathanR2> I'm just guessing from his lack of chat for the last 20 minutes 
           or so 
<Alryssa> well his lack of response might be a clue. ;) 
<Alryssa> Arrrrr! 
<Alryssa> ;D 
<NathanR2> Brain. 
... 
<Alden> Nate: Maybe he's editing Thete-G ;) 
<NathanR2> I'll check with Blor. 

Sep 27 [23:39]
<Alryssa> Maxil has a little grey stuffed kitty (and no, I don't mean 
          Josie) 

Sep 28 [01:26]
<NathanR2> Signs that you've been using VI for Far Too Long... 
<PeterJF> 1. 
<PeterJF> typing "Signs that you've been using VI for Far Too Long..." 
[Fwap!] 
... 
<NathanR2> VI is the 'standard' Unix text editor 
<NathanR2> And it's not for the faint of heart 
<PeterJF> it's pronounced "six" 
 * PeterJF runs 
 * NathanR2 fwaps Pete 
 * Alryssa detoThetes 
... 
<NathanR2> But what's really sad is if you know how to use ED by heard. 
<NathanR2> And let me tell you, even I'M not /that/ sad 
<Alryssa> I'm stunned. ;) 
[Fwap!] 

Sep 28 [19:13]
<dha> What really gets me is that people somehow can't keep dha and dse 
      straight, but on #perl, there's a dhd that no one ever confuses me 
      with. and his name *is* dave. :-) 

Sep 28 [20:45]
--- PeterJF changed mode: -o PeterJF 
<PeterJF> "opped out" :-) 
[Fwap!] 

Sep 29 [17:16]
 * DrNathenstein sees that the other me doesn't know he's disconnected yet 
<The_42nd_Doctor> Nate: I only see one of you. 
<DrNathenstein> Precicely ^_^ 
<DrNathenstein> Actually the other me still is connected, just split off 
<The_42nd_Doctor> aah. Natesplit. 

Sep 30 [23:55]
[Commenting on the Happy Hacker Keyboard]
<Alden> I can see a good argument for leaving off the caps lock key though 
<Alden> Hell, give me a usenet feed and I'll show you several thousand good 
        reasons...