The #drwhochat Quotefile

Jul 2 [10:56]
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Jul 2 [13:54]
<random_c> Nate - how dead is the dell? 
<DoctorWho> dead? 
<DoctorWho> It's actually running pretty well 
<random_c> Lee was present at the purchase. The Law Of Hardware therefore 
           dictaes that... oh. 

Jul 3 [13:54]
<Greebo_T_Cat> hmm... anyone have any opinion on NetMD tek-nol-o-g 
<Brigadier> Greebo_T_Cat : consult Nate. He is qualified to provide 
            diagnoses over the Internet 
<DoctorWho> Never heard of it 
<Greebo_T_Cat> nate has never heard of it, thus it does not exist. 

Jul 3 [14:02]
<Shel> do you remember where jem got her power? 
<PeterJF> no, only saw the commercials 
<Shel> synergy 
--- DoctorWho is now known as Syner-G 

Jul 4 [10:24]
<dha> I.. made a symbolic link wrong. I may have just deleted a directory. 
      what fun. 
 * dha bashes head against wall repeatedly 
<dha> oh, thank $deity. I didn't do that. 

Jul 9 [01:49]
<PeterJF> faced with three failed windows installs on a single hard drive, 
          i did the rational thing and finished the second half of the 
          final timewyrm book. 
<Nathan_Roberts> lol 
<Nathan_Roberts> Do you mean three failed installs just tonight?? 
<PeterJF> hell yes 
<Nathan_Roberts> Jesus H. Christ 
<SeriousJ> jesus hp laserprinter christ 
<Nathan_Roberts> lol 
... 
 * PeterJF considers installing xp 
<Alden> :-O 
<Nathan_Roberts> After all the problems Steve had with it?? 
<Nathan_Roberts> Are you just /begging/ for trouble? 
<PeterJF> okay, so no xp 
<PeterJF> make me a better offer 
<Nathan_Roberts> I'm probably hiking out to SF tomorrow, you want me to 
                 show up with some help? 
--- PeterJF is now known as a_better_offer 

Jul 9 [02:00]
<Nathan_Roberts> I hope that will give me enough time to get something done 
<PeterJF> the HD & cd drive are hella fast 
<Nathan_Roberts> How about the network. 
<PeterJF> that's how i made it thru 3 OS installs so fast 
<Nathan_Roberts> Because it's starting to seem like the best thing to do is 
                 hunt down all your documents on the PC, dump them off 
                 somewhere, reformat and reinstall 
<PeterJF> all i need is to push the documents off the machine, then i can 
          torch 
<PeterJF> - 
<PeterJF> snap 
... 
<PeterJF> well cool. i'd better crash so i can do all this on time tomorrow 
<Nathan_Roberts> ^_^ 
<PeterJF> er, sleep 
<Nathan_Roberts> taking after your computer, eh? ^_^ 
<PeterJF> (never say crash!) 
<Nathan_Roberts> snap ^_^ 
<PeterJF> brain. give. 
<Nathan_Roberts> *unscrew* 
<Nathan_Roberts> *unplug* 
<Nathan_Roberts> *handover* 
<PeterJF> *thunk* 
<PeterJF> *click* 
<-- PeterJF has quit (Quit: squeeze the world 'til it's small enough to 
    join us here to talk) 

Jul 11 [19:49]
 * Alryssa has been scanning in artwork she did at the age of about 12 - 14 
   :) 
<PeterJF> The artwork was 12 beore you did it? 
 * Alryssa fwaps Peter. 
<PeterJF> I got my daily fwap. I happy now. 
 * Alryssa fwaps him again. 

Jul 11 [20:43]
 * PeterJF fights down the Need for a Snack 
<PeterJF> agh! counterattack! 
 * PeterJF loses 
<Nathan_Roberts> hm, snack 
 * Nathan_Roberts wonders if it'll cool down enough to walk to Walmart for 
   Pringles before they close 
--- PeterJF is now known as PJFaway 
<Alryssa> A counterattack snack? 
<Nathan_Roberts> counterasnack? 
<SteveBreon> Countersnack? 
<SteveBreon> countersnack attack? 
<PJFaway> I'm gonna encounter-a-snack :-) 

Jul 11 [21:51]
 * PeterJF says something to make Nate play a file 
<PeterJF> actually I'd better wait till he gets back from Wal-mart before I 
          say it 
<Nathan_Roberts> I haven't left yet 
<PeterJF> oh good 
<PeterJF>                                          stevespam
<Nathan_Roberts> er... ok, now what am I supposed to do? 
<PeterJF> put a cereal bowl on your head and scream "WHO AM I!?" 
<The_42nd_Doctor> ... a cereal bowl? 
<TheDrake> sureal bowl surely 
<The_42nd_Doctor> George: I just love surreal for breakfast. 
 * Nathan_Roberts plays There's Nothing On Top Of The Fridge.xm instead, 
   just to be perverse 
<PeterJF> you fiend 
 * Nathan_Roberts bows 
<PeterJF> but yer playin' fylez now an' u weren't before :-) 
<TheDrake> surreal is best in the morning...best way to not start the day 
           with :) 
<PeterJF> Muahahahahaha 
<Nathan_Roberts> Well, not music anyway 
<PeterJF> you own -music-? 
 * PeterJF runs 
 * Alryssa fwaps peter 
<PeterJF> actually i am glad to have much of your music. just keep 
          Stereotomy far far away :-) 
<Nathan_Roberts> LOL 
<Nathan_Roberts> Let me guess 
<Nathan_Roberts> Too Pink Floyd-ish for you 
<PeterJF> i wanna hear stevespam but i'm too lazy to boot lemac 
<Nathan_Roberts> got Winamp? 
<PeterJF> i wanna hear stevespam but i'm too lazy to install a player on 
          the PC 
<Nathan_Roberts> You /are/ underequipped there ^_^ 
<Nathan_Roberts> underequipt? 
<dha> Peter - you listen to music other than Hotel California over the 
      phone?? 
<PeterJF> i wanna hear stevespam but i'm too lazy to call Nate 

Jul 12 [21:32]
 * NathanR wonders what the list Troughton runs off at the end of the War 
   Games is 
<Fenric1> Nate: Quarks, Yeti, Cybermen and Daleks, I think... 
<NathanR> Fen: Add Ice Warriors and I think that's it 
<AudioBoy> Add Ice Warriros and serve. 

Jul 12 [23:02]
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'ladies and gentleman, let me introduce the mark 2 transport 
               device, i call it the... far and distant thing! *Dramatic 
               chords* thats english for the word dalek...' 
<Greebo_T_Cat> *dalek continues to trundle, and trundles over the steps, 
               and ends up crashing to the floor, where its wheels continue 
               to trundle helplessly* 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'Oh for fricks sake, couldn't someone of put in a ramp? 
               honestly. I mean, throw me a frickin bone here, how am I 
               supposed to show my new mass killing device off if we don't 
               even have a ramp in the building.' 
<CrowTRobt> lol 
<CrowTRobt> am I supposed to imagine Dr Evil saying all this? because I am 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'It sucks! I mean, as soon as it encounters a staircase, its 
               screwed. ass.' 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'allright scott, enough' 
<CrowTRobt> lol 
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'and whats with the plunger? couldn't you of given it arms? 
               whats it going to do, suck people to death?' 
<CrowTRobt> stop... you're... hurting me 
<CrowTRobt> giggle 
<Greebo_T_Cat> all the time, the dalek is trying to right it self in the 
               background, and failing. 

Jul 13 [01:04]
[From a discussion of what Doctors faced what creatures] 
<DoctorWho> and fwiw, Kandyman is probably not a bad entry to include under 
            Robot 
<CrowTRobt> then they all can say they faced a robot 
<Alden> except McGann 
<CrowTRobt> yeah... 
<Greebo_T_Cat> me wanders by 
<CrowTRobt> wait no 
<Lyssie> Eric's acting was robotic.... 
<CrowTRobt> he faced Eric Roberts 
<Greebo_T_Cat> McGann faced off against eric roberts acting 

Jul 15 [00:59]
<PeterJF> nate: -all- the boxes are in the kitchen 
<NathanR> lol 
<PeterJF> taller than the fridge 
<Alryssa> But there's nothing on top of the fridge, right? 
<PeterJF> :-) 
<NathanR> LOL! 
<PeterJF> horny.xm honey? 
<NathanR> ROTFLMAO!!! 

Jul 15 [20:08]
<dse> how can a muppet get HIV? 
<Skyler-Monroe> Very carefully. 
<dse> it's a blood disease, and muppets do not have blood 
<NathanR> Nor do they have vocal cords, yet they can speak ^_^ 
<Fenric1> When Frank Oz puts his hand up your ass, you'll sing like bird, 
          vocal cords or no vocal cords... 

Jul 16 [01:57]
 * Alryssa laughs her ass off 
 * PeterJF puts ryss' ass back on 
<PeterJF> *ploink* 
<Alryssa> Ooer. 
<Alryssa> Damn detachable asses. 
<PeterJF> sorry to grab it, but there was no other way :) 
<Alden> I got mine duct-taped on. see? 
 * Alryssa facepalms 
 * NathanR screams INCEST 
<PeterJF> Alien abduction? no, Alden Assduction! 
<NathanR> *fwap* 
<Alryssa> *fwap* 
 * Alryssa eyes Nate. Brain.

Jul 16 [02:28]
<BlankReg> oh fuk. i am sore. my arms hate me because i just tried to
	   use them
<DoctorWho> What did you try to do?
<Alryssa> Should you ask that question?
<DoctorWho> Perhaps not
<BlankReg> i'm told it's a strange ritual called "building upper body
	   strength"
<BlankReg> but it's not in the index of any of my o'reilly books
<DoctorWho> Wow, sounds like some bad juju to me
<BlankReg> yeah
<Alryssa> That's easy, just lift a few CPU's for about half an hour. :)
<BlankReg> lol
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'CAN YOU FEEL THE PAIN BARRIER!!!'
<Greebo_T_Cat> '... no'
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'I'VE JUST INSTALLED WINDOWS MILLENIUM ON YOUR LINUX
	       BOX, CAN YOU FEEL THE PAIN BARRIER!!!'
<Greebo_T_Cat> 'YES!'
<BlankReg> :-)
 * Alryssa falls over
<DoctorWho> You wouldn't feel anything because you'd be STONE DEAD
 * DoctorWho points at Ryss.  See?
 * Alryssa watches Peter do the 'dead ant' routine. "Ash, you're
   supposed to make him work, not kill him with the OS."
 * Greebo_T_Cat checks alryssa for a pulse
 * Alryssa stares at Nate. Brain.
<DoctorWho> *rip* *lob*
<DoctorWho> I take no responsibility for any unpleasant side-effects
	    of it having been in my skull.
 * Alryssa eyes it. "It's far too clean to be mine."
 * Greebo_T_Cat throws nates brain into RADW, and dives for cover
<BlankReg> you fiend
<DoctorWho> Well I hope I turn out to not have a need for that brain after all
<Alryssa> You won't get it back now :P
<DoctorWho> what Nate said

Jul 16 [21:28]
<SteveBreon> Okay well I am going to bed night all 
<PeterJF> latr SteeeV 
<SteveBreon> bye Fett! 
<-- SteveBreon has quit (Quit: ) 
<DoctorWho> Fett? 
<PeterJF> Bubba Feet 
<DoctorWho> Theta Fett? 
<PeterJF> Brain. Keep it. 
 * DoctorWho falls off his chair 
<DoctorWho> When the Theta-G project is over we've got to like move 500 
            miles away from each other, if it's not too late ^_^ 
<PeterJF> amen 
<DoctorWho> awomen 
 * DoctorWho is an equal opportunity employer ^_^ 
<GeoffWessel> amen and awomen walk into a bar 
[Fwap!] 

Jul 17 [23:36]
<Greebo_T_Sleepin> Pete: i know i have to come back to the states, i have 
                   half a dozen people telling me that at least once a day. 
                   you guys fund it, i can do it, otherwise, for now, i'm 
                   stuck in the UK. 
<Greebo_T_Sleepin> I need to go to New York. run across central park asking 
                   people if they are the gatekeeper.... 
<DoctorWho> lol 
<PeterJF> you would too 
<Greebo_T_Sleepin> Damn straight 
<Greebo_T_Sleepin> :P 
<PeterJF> and you'd get away with it, because we can always pull the grace 
          holloway line 
<DoctorWho> ROTFL 
<Greebo_T_Sleepin> lol 
<PeterJF> then said passerby would pull the ren & stimpy fireman - 
          "British, ya say? *starey eyeballs* I've -known- people like 
          that..." 
<PeterJF> then ash would say "biblically?" and we'd have to haul ass 
 * DoctorWho falls off his chair 
<DoctorWho> Or if they hit him and knocked him out we'd have to haul Ash 
 * DoctorWho hauls ass 
<PeterJF> *fwap* 
... 
<Greebo_T_Sleepin> Thats a point, I'd have to go the New York Public 
                   library and ask one of the librarians if they were 
                   menstruating. 
<PeterJF> why the hell don' they just call it womanstuation 

Jul 19 [23:01]
<Greebo_T_Cat> What is your name? 'Steve of the Breons' What is your quest? 
               'To seek the holy Grail' What... is the colour of the 8th 
               Doctors coat? 'Green, no, wait, BROWAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!' 

Jul 21 [22:36]
<TheDrake> i dreamed of Judi once...she fwapped me over and over for all 
           those bad jokes............. 
<NathanR> Drake: Er... that was a dream? ^_^ 
<TheDrake> right Nate...it's real life...the dream was where she didn't 
           fwap me :) 

Jul 21 [22:58]
<PeterJF> I remember a certain fan video shoot where I was reminded "we 
          have sound" at 5-minute intervals. 
<NathanR> ROTFLMAO!! 
 * NathanR thinks he's heard this one 
<PeterJF> there's a blooper from when i lost it 
<PeterJF> and pummeled the dude 
 * NathanR falls off his chair 
<IanMc> "Action!" "We have sound!" "Cut!" 

Jul 21 [23:45]
<PeterJF> argh. i so want a sandwich but i'll sleep terribly 
<CrowTRobt> sleep? 
<CrowTRobt> sleep is for the dead 
<DoctorWho> Sleep is wasted on the dead ^_^ 
<PeterJF> the dead are wasted, i just sleep 

Jul 23 [19:43]
<AssTeroidalTimeDilator> all the cops in the donut shop say
 * NathanR2 looks at AssTeroidalTimeDilator
<NathanR2> How did I know it was Thete before even doing a whois? ^_^
<AssTeroidalTimeDilator> Brain. Let Ryss have a try.

Jul 24 [01:39]
 * Jondar mutters about evil little sisters that want a colour 
   "Jason-drawing" of Sailor Moon characters :-P 
<Alryssa> *g* 
<Alryssa> But Jason, you live away from the little sister now. Surely it's 
          easier to ignore her ;-) 
<Jondar> feh 
<Jondar> brb - microwave is beeping at me 
<Alden> it's going to back up over your sister? 

Jul 24 [17:34]
<CrowTRobt> how big is your buffer window, ante? 
<CrowTRobt> nate 
<gordon-r-d> heh, Auntie Nate 

Jul 24 [23:08]
<PeterJF> Laundry (n.) Thete's Bitch. 
 * Alryssa snickers at Pete 
<PeterJF> played for and Got 
<PeterJF> *movebust* 
<Lyssie> Thete: Come do my laundry for me? 
 * PeterJF (n.) Not Lyssie's Bitch. 
<Alryssa> Not yet, maybe >;-) 
<PeterJF> We must all confront our inner Laundry and tame it 
<PeterJF> our -own- inner laundry ;-) 

Jul 24 [23:44]
<PeterJF> Bill: All I really want to do is clean the cobwebs out of the 
          fanvid I've got. The new model shots and snippets of dialogue are 
          just porcelain dental crowns because back then I could only 
          afford silver, If you get my meaning. 

Jul 25 [00:55]
<CrowTRobt> Doctor Pepper kicked a big godzilla ad campaign and poured 
            money into the coffers of the movie compnay that did the 
            american version 
<I_Am_Legend> "Ahhh, I love Dr pepper. now back to watching Godzilla wreck 
              Tokyo." Sheesh 
<CrowTRobt> everytime any one drinks anything in the american scenes added 
            to the movie it si either from a dp can or cup 
<CrowTRobt> the cans and cups with dp on them littered the war room of the 
            pentagon... 
<CrowTRobt> even if the people weren't drinking a cup or can of it was in 
            the scene 
<DeusExMofo> I remember at the time how surreal it was to see no Coke cans 
<I_Am_Legend> There's a DP vending machine in the war room for God's sake 
<CrowTRobt> lol 
<CrowTRobt> yes there is 
<DeusExMofo> Steve Martin inhabited some depraved Coca Cola-free dimension 
<I_Am_Legend> Raymond Burr stands there, looking morose, while the git next 
              to him slurps Pepper non stop 
<I_Am_Legend> I half expected to see Gojira ripping a Dr pepper vat open 
              and sculling 5000 litres after troching Tokyo 
<I_Am_Legend> "Man, anyone who says that fire breath is easy to maintain is 
              lying, lemme tell ya" 

Jul 26 [00:13]
 * Alryssa 's brain would hurt, if she had one 
<IWantToKillBillGates> Ok, who's turn is it with the brain tonight? 
<PeterJF> here, take it 
<PeterJF> i'm looking at kylie so i don't need it 

Jul 26 [23:22]
<Whomiga> My first programming task was actually converting a program from 
          VIC20 screen size to the 64 screen size 
<IWantToKillBillGates> I've been playing with a 64 emulator on and off 
<IWantToKillBillGates> Doing dumb stuff like learning how to program 
                       assembly language on it 
<IWantToKillBillGates> Just because I never got to do it back in my 64 days 
<Alden> Nate: You tremendous geek :) 
<IWantToKillBillGates> Rich: That 22-column screen hurts my eyes! 
<CrowTRobt> the things we do to wile our time away 
<Whomiga> Nate - I did lots of that - I have a program I wrote to add 
          commands to basic 
<Fenric1> Assembly language is good to learn on any processor... Just to 
          get you into that way of thinking... 
<PeterJF> PEEK 
<PeterJF> POKE 
<IWantToKillBillGates> I can look at a monitor with 56hz refresh rate 
                       without trouble, but throw some 2:1 aspect ratio 
                       text at me and I go nuts 
 * PeterJF gives Nate a stack of magazines to- 
<PeterJF> oops, wrong magazines 
 * PeterJF gives Nate a stack of magazines to type code in from 

Jul 27 [19:48]
<TheDrake> i don't think most Americans know where New Guinea is :) 
<DrFaust> "Students demand wars in easier to locate countries." 
<TheDrake> and in Countries that the President can pronounce... 
<SpooForBrains> doesn't leave many 
<SpooForBrains> hey, make it so that there can only be wars in places the 
                President can spell ... 
<SpooForBrains> instant world peace! 

Jul 30 [21:05]
<PeterJF> dammit dammit dammit mac OS update, for the 15 thousandth time i 
          do not have a malefactoral iPod so stop trying to get me to 
          install the Dodd Gammed updater[50 exclamation points] 
<PeterJF> i installed iTunes, shrieked, and deleted it, but i believe some 
          of it LIVES... somewhere... whispering "he wants an iPod...." 
<dha> oh, I want an iPod... 
<PeterJF> dha: pity there's no text box in Apple SW update where i can type 
          "go bother dave"