The #drwhochat Quotefile

Apr 1 [00:02]
<PeterJFK> the bottle she done swallowed u up shel (or at least your 
           typing) 
<Shel> i don't really like dik rock but there's jsut somethign abotu teh 
       song cowboy 
<Fenric1> Dik Rock! Yes! I shall only refer to him as that from now on... 
          ;> 

Apr 7 [01:48]
<Alden> oh crap, they're letting Wesley play with the holodeck controls 
<PeterJF> y'know, trek really seems unenjoyable to me. i can handle TOS 
          because the skirts are high and the look is more dated and 
          consequently interesting. but the pleasant beige world of TNG and 
          beyond bored me to annoyance 
<Alden> ok, this scene is dragging on 
<Alden> they're trying to convince the holocharacters they're not real 
<PeterJF> and the holocharacters think they're insane or street vagrants or 
          both 
<PeterJF> I've decided that "protagonist tries to convince self/others of 
          reality" is not a good idea if a writer can avoid it, because it 
          just highlights the illusion of cinema. 
<Alden> :) 
<PeterJF> I mean, I couldn't care less what reality is, now that you 
          mention it, because you're flickering at 24/25/29.97 fps or 
          whatever 
<PeterJF> how quaint. tha fake little tv character thinks he's real 
<Alden> LOL 
<PeterJF> mouthing off acbout reality is tough in fiction and threatens the 
          entire cinema illusion in scifi :-) 
<PeterJF> gentle writer: let the audience -forget- what is real! don't yap 
          about it! if they -do- get into your plot enough to gorget, the 
          most subtle of hints will give them quite a mind freshening 
          reminder 
<PeterJF> peter shut up 

Apr 7 [23:55]
<Alden> Why do DVDs have soundtracks designed to be played through 5 
        speakers when I have only 2 ears? 
<PeterJF> we can't tell you 
<PeterJF> it's a secret 
<Alden> Ahhhh, OK 
<Alden> Is this in case I upgrade my head to have three more ears? :) 
<dse_> just one 
<dse_> in the front 
<dse_> then you'll have a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear 
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Apr 14 [00:14]
 * ARoundTwit is still burning shit here 
<ARoundTwit> And believe me, it smells like crap. 
<ARoundTwit> er... 
<el_zoof> Carry on undeturd 
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Apr 14 [00:19]
<PeterJF> sadly, i have concluded that 60 international confidants can't 
          supply what one supportive glance from a local friend will 
          deliver 
<el_zoof> Peter - what if we used webcams? 
<el_zoof> Er... 
<PeterJF> LOL 
 * el_zoof finds some pants 
<PeterJF> also you get to hit local wiseass people and the therapeutic 
          value is enormous :-) 

Apr 14 [23:35]
<Greebo_T_Cat> The IRS nearly became a hardware/DIY chain last year, on 
               account of how many times they've screwed and drilled 
               people... 

Apr 17 [01:25]
 * PeterJF looks valiantly into the sunrise 
 * Alryssa watches him scream in pain. 
<Alryssa> "My eyes!" 
<PeterJF> great. now i gotta quest for the holy braille 
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Apr 17 [23:27]
 * Alryssa notes her dress button came undone again, and eeps 
<PeterJF> TartyRyss!!!!!! 
<PeterJF> and no 'black hole of tartarus' jokes, pleeze 
PeterJF runs to the kitchen 
Alryssa sets Peter on fire 

Apr 21 [14:50]
 * WhiteQueen looks at her pile of laundry and thinks maybe she should get 
   some of it done... 
 * PeterJF looks at her pile of laundry and thinks he'll get some of it 
   done tomorrow 
<PeterJF> better get me a plane ticket 
<PeterJF> or remember to check all the pronouns 

Apr 21 [19:30]
<PeterJF> i told charles daniels i'd have to start respecting him if he 
          kept coming in here at the expense of wallowing in radw 
<TomFODW> f*** radw 
<PeterJF> ah, a much more terse way to put it ;-) 
<NekoKarasu> Tom: thats an awfully big task 
<TomFODW> Neko: Well, I don't mean *literally*... 
<NekoKarasu> all at once, or do you want them to form an orderly queue? 

Apr 21 [20:29]
 * DoctorWho wonders if he's the only person in here that still doesn't 
   have a livejournal (or at least some equivalent) 
<Oddone> Nate: JOIN US......OOooooooh...... 
<dha> BE LIKE US... 
<dha> then again. Nate's journal: "Under rock". "Still under rock." "Yep, 
      rock still there." 

Apr 22 [03:30]
<Alden> ok, two people are snogging, and neither of them are Kirk. How 
        often did *thaT* happen?? :) 
<PeterJF> Sounds like a math problem 
<PeterJF> Two people are snogging, and neither of them are Kirk. So how 
          much Quatro-Triticale is the Enterprise carrying? 

Apr 22 [15:14]
<EBCorp> I have a deep fascination for acts of god 
<gordon-r-d> I misread that as acts of Gord...nothing to do with me, mate 
<gordon-r-d> "Yes, he says his car was destroyed in a hideous act of Gord. 
             Yes sir. It seemed to innvolve armadillos, ninjas and a bouncy 
             castle somehow.." 

Apr 24 [01:35]
[Stemming from an unrelated private conversation] 
Alryssa personally thinks it makes the term 'chat room' an oxymoron :P 
<PJFlaundry> oxy moron- the bitter tasting acne cream so morons don't try 
             to eat it 
<DoctorWho> Ok, Pete, you've earned your 11. You can stop trying now. 
PJFlaundry stops 
<Alden> 11 whats? 
<PJFlaundry> tell her 
<DoctorWho> 11 on the Whatthefuck scale 
<DoctorWho> On a scale from 1 to Tilt 
Alryssa sniggers 
Alden checks his trousers. Nope, still there. *whew* 
<Alryssa> LOL 
<Alden> Nate: ahhhhh! 
<PJFlaundry> hi alden welcome to the club 11 

Apr 25 [20:35]
<PeterJF> i'm pretty shocked that drwho fandom hasn't piled an uber 
          universaldatabank onto an online database already 
<Fenric1> Dr Who Fandom: Not as sad as you thought. 

Apr 25 [23:38]
<PJFsortingHD> just means you are close to hotmail, and hotmail is 
               harboring a dork. big surprise ;-) 
<DoctorWho> For 'dork', substitute 'moron' 
<PJFsortingHD> moron that later 

Apr 26 [05:04]
<PeterJF> i woke up at 415. i don't know why. 
<NateRippingCDs> That's not the time, that's your area code 
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Apr 27 [16:01]
<El_Zoof> I just had a really bad idea 
<SpooForBrains> beer soup? 
<SpooForBrains> deep fried peas? 
<El_Zoof> A cartoon that crosses the sea, joining the best of British with 
          the wierdest of America 
<El_Zoof> Rocky & Penfold join forces to find their best buddies in... 
          Dangermoose! 

Apr 27 [19:36]
<TomFODW> i remember the TV Guide review of it though: "Laverne and Shirley 
          is shot before a live audience - which is what should be done to 
          whoever wrote the theme song." 

Apr 27 [19:45]
jheasey left the channel 
<Drake> heasey didn't stay long..did hea? 
<TomFODW> he see...he go 
Judi groans 
<Judi> People are trying to pun me to death tonight 
<TomFODW> it's the serious vulcan medical condition called Pun Farr 
<Drake> admit it you've groan to love my puns Judi 
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<Drake> only the code of Punshido keeps me going............... 
<Drake> i am a Samuwry.............. 
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Apr 28 [23:36]
<PeterJF> RUNCH 
PeterJF takes another bite of the nestle CRUNCH bar 

Apr 29 [21:23]
<Drake> if i married the mail lady would that be a envy-lope? 
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