The #drwhochat Quotefile

Jan 1 [20:09]
<TomFODW> new york's such a big place, a nuclear explosion could easily be 
          missed 
<TomFODW> or mistaken for the opening of a new club 

Jan 1 [23:12]
<Xanta_Claus> video games help with hand eye coordination - so that when 
              you get your license you already know how to weave 
              dangerously through traffic! 
<Xanta_Claus> you just can't teach that! 
<Alryssa> And shoot at them at the same time :P 

Jan 2 [01:34]
<Alden> what's the oposite of a fallen angel? a risen demon? 
 * Alden sprinkles self-raising flour on Blor 

Jan 3 [04:24]
<Gokemidoro> And how come they used cgi monsters instead of Rubber ones? 
<Jondar> ROTFLMAO! only Blor would ask *that* question! 

Jan 3 [04:34]
 * Jondar starts getting more jealous... 
<}-Raven-{> The color of Jondar is gween 

Jan 3 [05:28]
<Alryssa> It's all right. I've not descended to the levels of ReBoot smut. 
<Alryssa> I can't wrap my head around that yet. Or anything else, for that 
          matter. :P 
<}-Raven-{> Dot laying her hands on Bobs floppy? 
[Fwap!] 

Jan 3 [05:32]
<Gokemidoro> Does there exist any gay dalek porn out there? 
<Alryssa> Bl0r: Seek and ye shall most probably damn well find 
<Jondar> Blor: only *you* could think of that! 

Jan 4 [00:46]
[Ryssa shows off on her webcam]
 * MegL notices alryssa suddenly has clevage 
<DJPenguinBoy> To quote Alryssa, "that's a corset. :P" ^_^ 
<MegL> LOL 
<MegL> actually alden told me (hey I asked) 
<Alden> I said of corset is 

Jan 4 [01:49]
<WebpagingDan> from a friend just now: "i just ate indian food. my arse is 
               on fire" 
<WebpagingDan> had to share 
<Alden> LOL 
<Pete_Wisdom> ... 
<Alryssa> ROTFL 
<DJPenguinBoy> LOL 
<DJPenguinBoy> His entire digestive track from mouth to anus must be 
               scorched 
<WebpagingDan> hers actually. 
<DJPenguinBoy> ah 
 * Alryssa falls about laughing 
<WebpagingDan> she also just told me it was her first time eating indian 
               food ever lol 
<Alryssa> bad idea :) 
<Alden> probably should have asked for mild. ;) 
<DJPenguinBoy> Knowing indian food, that probably /was/ mild 
... 
<WebpagingDan> hahaha she just called me a freak cos i'm in a dr who chat 
               room lol 
<DJPenguinBoy> LOL! 
<Alryssa> she set her arse on fire and she's calling YOU the freak? ;-) 

Jan 4 [02:01]
<Alryssa> jasekun: some essential Japanese for you: Koban wa doko desuka? 
          (Where is the police box?) 
<Jondar> Ryssa-chan: noted :) 
<DJPenguinBoy> lol, I learned 'Koban' from Thete 
<Alryssa> ^-^ 
<Alden> Kurt Koban wa doko desuka = Smells like the poilce box 
[Fwap!] 

Jan 4 [02:28]
 * Jondar can easily picture a LOTR (3 movie) boxed DVD set going to 8 
   discs :) 
<DJPenguinBoy> Jason: I'd hate to see the Harry Potter boxed set... 

Jan 4 [07:00]
<Blor> From a movie review: Hullo! Plot guy! You're fired, pack your bags 
       buddy - you'll never work for this crappy film studio again. 
<Blor> Sounds like an awfully good movie 

Jan 4 [21:00]
<DJPenguinBoy> I have a problem 
<Thete> but the hat hides it 
[Fwap!] 

Jan 6 [18:26]
<BayouBecky> Wow... you all ate dinner. I'm impressed 
<BayouBecky> ;o) 
<DoctorWho> I had lunch 
<DoctorWho> Actually, I had breakfast, if you go by my native timezone 
<EBCorp> DW - you in Aus? 
<DoctorWho> I'm in NathanLand 
<The_42nd_Doctor> LOL 
<BayouBecky> LOL 
<The_42nd_Doctor> Was it breakfast? Or second breakfast? Or elevenses? 
                  Or... 
<DoctorWho> Welcome to NathanLand. Population: Nathan 
<The_9th_Doctor> o.o 
<EBCorp> LOL 
<DoctorWho> To recycle an old quotefile entry... 
<TomFODW> Brenda: Nathan is a hobbit? 

Jan 6 [23:17]
<Thete> back me up here, dudes 
 * DoctorWho puts Thete in reverse 
<Thete> beep 
<Thete> beep 
<Thete> beep 
<Thete> beep 
<Thete> beep 
<DoctorWho> Thete's a dumptruck? 

Jan 7 [00:20]
<Thete> okay that settles it. no sleep tonight 
<Thete> good thing i slept all day 
<DoctorWho> So did I 
<DoctorWho> I slept all day 
<DoctorWho> I also slept all night 
<Thete> glad to be aboard 

Jan 8 [23:16]
<DoctorWho> yo Thete 
<DoctorWho> How's Theta-G coming along? ^_^ 
<Alden> WTTG? 

Jan 9 [02:31]
<El_Zoof> A movie starring Paul Darrow, Brian Blessed, Colin Baker and John 
          Lithgow... more ham than "Miss Piggy meets Kevin Bacon" 

Jan 9 [03:33]
 * Alryssa beats her friend about the head with a mallet. "Damn you, you 
   will NOT die in 3 days by not forwarding this stupid letter!!!" GAGH! 
<Jondar> Muahahahahahahaha! 
 * Alden blinks. 
<Alryssa> I cna't believe it. She's older than I am and she still forwards 
          this shit 
<DoctorWho> Find one of those Chain Letter Hall of Shame websites and 
            forward it there 
<}-raven-{> yeah, i got one of those the other day.. straight in the trash 
<DoctorWho> WIth the names of all the forwarders intact ^_^ 
<Alden> Alryssa: It's true. three weeks ago I didn't forward one, and I 
        died 
 * Alden blinks. no, wait. 
<El_Zoof> I got one of those once... it told me to send 8 copies onward. I 
          sent 8 copies to the arsehole who sent it to me. 

Jan 9 [19:03]
<Thete> eagle eagle eagle abort abort abort 
 * DoctorWho blows up the bus anyway 
<Thete> ;-) 
<Thete> great. now who's gonna stop the master and the thunderbolt 
<DoctorWho> The person that just blew up the bus ^_^ 
<Thete> lol 
 * Thete visits the universe where the doctor is a homicidal maniac who 
   blows up the bad guy in episode 1 every thime and runs before anyone can 
   pin the collateral damage on him 

Jan 10 [03:14]
<El_Zoof> Anybody not seen the NZ travelog yet? 
<DoctorWho> NZ travelog? 
<El_Zoof> The one about NZ and jewellery resting on grubby palms 
<DoctorWho> ah, LOTR. 
<El_Zoof> I think they squeezed a few minutes of plot in there as well 

Jan 11 [03:04]
<Alden> Katy Manning is in it? 
<DoctorWho> She plays a Dalek supermodel 
[Fwap!] 

Jan 11 [04:01]
<Pete_Wisdom> Chop suey! 
 * El_Zoof finds a suey and chops it 
<El_Zoof> Done 
<El_Zoof> Death by overeating chinese food - chop sueycide 

Jan 11 [04:16]
<Alden> genius is 10% inspiration, 85% persperation, and 5% saying "to hell 
        with it" 
<Nathan_Roberts> ROTFLMAO 
<Alden> and I'm going to bed 
<Alden> night all! 
<El_Zoof> Night Alden 
 * Nathan_Roberts sees which alternative Alden is choosing ^_^ 

Jan 11 [04:19]
<El_Zoof> I want to watch "The Time Meddler"... but there's too much saxon 
          violence on televsion, they say 
... 
<El_Zoof> At the risk of maximum fwappage, let me point out that Mary 
          Whitehouse was bang-on about Doctor Who. 
<El_Zoof> Three examples from 3 eras 
<El_Zoof> "The Time Meddler" - Saxon violence 
<El_Zoof> "The Daemons" - Sexton violence 
<El_Zoof> "Silver Nemesis" - Sax and violins 
<Nathan_Roberts> *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* 
                 *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* 

Jan 12 [02:55]
<}-raven-{> We believe in freedom of speech, altho we generally avoid 
            swearing in front of minors. 
<}-raven-{> minors don't usually avoid swearing in front of us 
<CashewNate> LOL 
 * Lyssie laughs! 
<}-raven-{> and the miners just bugger off to find some coal from somewhere 

Jan 12 [05:33]
 * MrHorse hits perl with a wrench 
<MrHorse> >KLaK< 
<CashewNate> Thete: "Say nureek" - Perl: "Nureek" - KLaK 
<MrHorse> as if perl would obey me 
<CashewNate> Thete: "Say nureek" - Perl: "Squilukel" - KLaK!! 
--> Oh_sod_it has joined #drwhochat 
<MrHorse> my sentiments exactly 
... 
<MrHorse> WHOO HOO!!! 
 * MrHorse 1, Perl -1 
<MrHorse> programming is a darkened building with one window alight... and 
          the silence of the night broken by a single "Yesss!!!" 
<DoctorWho> Thete: That is a strikingly accurate image 
<DoctorWho> And the light is that of a CRT too, right? 
<RedQueen> most people call that sex, though 

Jan 12 [18:37]
--- Pete_Wisdom has changed the topic to: <Samy> Better to have a square 
    jaw than a square penis. 
<The_42nd_Doctor> o_O 
--> Samy has joined #drwhochat 
 * Samy had to see it. 
<-- Samy has left #drwhochat 
<DoctorWho> LOL!! 
 * DoctorWho resists the obvious joke about a square peg in a round hole 

Jan 12 [23:48]
<CrazedRen> 99 episodes lost or destroyed, 99 episodes gone. merge the 
            sound with pictures you found, 98 episodes lost or destroyed 

Jan 13 [03:00]
 * Jondar wonders what to do with 600+ spare Harry Potter CCG cards 
<Alden> Ebay? 
<Jondar> possible... 
<DoctorWho> ebay of pigs? 
 * Jondar takes the Fwapper Of Rassilon out of hammerspace and fwaps Nathan 
   with it 
<Thete> hammer time and relative hammer dimentions in hammerspace 

Jan 13 [12:08]
<CrowTRobt> gee Thete... 
<Thete> no, Theta-G 

Jan 14 [05:51]
[Spam of the Day] 
 * NatePlayingPinball receives an invitation to the International Executive 
   Guild Registry 
<NatePlayingPinball> "Since inclusion can be considered recognition of your 
                     career position and professionalism, each candidate is 
                     evaluated in keeping with high standards of individual 
                     achievement. In light of this, the International 
                     Executive Guild thinks that you may make an 
                     interesting biographical subject." 
<NatePlayingPinball> Would somebody tell them I don't even have a /job/? 
<}-Raven-{> exactly. therefore your in the perfect position to be an 
            executive.... 
<NatePlayingPinball> Is this the same logic that put Zaphod Beeblebrox in 
                     the office of Galactic President? 
<}-Raven-{> pretty much 

Jan 16 [02:09]
[Weird ICQ user] 
<Heptite> (03:00:15) Heptite: Hi! I'm Satan! Want to sell your soul? 
<Heptite> (03:00:40) 146316082: Im just here to make some friends, are U 
          single? 
<Heptite> I'm 24/F 
<Alden> LOL 
<}-Raven-{> 'Hi, I'm Satan, Want to feel my Horns?' 
<Heptite> Hmm, is Satan single? 
<Alden> I imagine so 
<Alden> it's hard to find a date when your breath smells of brimstone 
<Heptite> (03:01:43) Heptite: Want to feel my horns? 
<Heptite> (03:01:59) 146316082: Excellent, im new to all this LOL :))) 
<Heptite> I think I'm talking to a program. 
<DoctorWho> They probably think you're flirting with them. 
<Heptite> Well, I responded to someone else a few weeks ago, and got very 
          similar responses. 
<Alden> looks like a program to me as well 
 * Alden starts up ICQ to see if he can pick up a sexy computer AI 
<DoctorWho> LOL 
<Heptite> (03:05:41) Heptite: Or perhaps play with my pitchfork? 
<Heptite> (03:05:54) 146316082: Im just here to make some friends, are U 
          single? 
<Heptite> I'm 24/F 
<Heptite> Second time I saw that same response. 
<Heptite> (03:06:34) Heptite: Yeah, you mentioned that. 
<Heptite> (03:06:50) 146316082: Excellent, im new to all this LOL :))) 
 * DoctorWho wonders if this is a spambot gone haywire 
<TheProf> Nahhh. if it was we'd all be dead 
<}-Raven-{> rogue spambot? 
<Heptite> I'm betting if I say the right thing I'm going to get an URL or 
          something. 
<MAJIC_EYES_ONLY> The codeword is 'Swordfish' 
<DoctorWho> sex? 
<DoctorWho> porn? 
<MAJIC_EYES_ONLY> Weasels 
<}-Raven-{> 'hello spambot, fancy a fuck?' 

Jan 17 [09:04]
<DoctorWho> Actually, it's kinda sad when you can't even make 'instant' 
            microwavable food... 
<DoctorWho> I know this guy in another chat that constantly burns water 
            just trying to make soup. 
<DoctorWho> I think I can safely say, I've finally outdone him. 
<Thete> lovely 
<DoctorWho> "Damn, burned the water again." - "Oh yeah? I can do better. I 
            can blow up Rice-A-Roni!" 
<Thete> rice-a-ruptured more like 
<DoctorWho> LOL 
<DoctorWho> rice-a-wrongi 

Jan 17 [22:29]
 * BrambleroseLoamsdown got asked 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' 
   yes I now dye my hair 
<MegL> lol vani 
<Alden> Vani: I just answer "behind the grassy knoll" 

Jan 20 [02:20]
<El_Zoof> The Australian government - "Hey, we need money to make our 
          budget work!" "Hey, let's sell this corporation we own that's 
          making a profit!" "Good idea!" "Um, excuse me, what happens when 
          we need money for the next budget?" "Oh, shut up, you obnoxious 
          little treasurer..." 

Jan 22 [15:20]
 * gordon-r-d opens up a packet of Presidential Pretzels 
<gordon-r-d> big warning oon the packet..."CHEW DAMMIT!!!" 

Jan 23 [02:31]
<TheProf> Lis [Sladen] at one con wore a t-shirt that read "porn star" 
<TheProf> The next con she wore one that read "Don't judge a girl by her 
          t-shirt" 

Jan 24 [03:09]
<The_Anti> I found out the hottie in the "Legend of the Rangers" TV movie 
           was the dub voice for Akane 
 * The_Anti feels so dirty now 
<Jondar> Anti: really? interesting 
<Thete> uh oh 
 * The_Anti nods 
<Thete> anime ranma plastic doll webcam sex? 
<The_Anti> not tonight Peter, I have a headache 
<Thete> LOL 
<Jondar> Muahahahahahhahaha! 
<The_Anti> and it's anime sailor moon plastic doll webcam sex 
<Alryssa> LOL 

Jan 24 [04:11]
<Thete> i'm not gonna be very nice to know until gally. you are now being 
        warned 
<DoctorWho> Thete: I thought the massive Theta-G Maniac Editing Session 
            didn't start until the weekend ^_^ 
<DoctorWho> Actually, considering that it's almost here... 
<Alryssa> Nate: You've got to ride on the train with him. be nice :) 
<DoctorWho> Ryssa: Not train. Van. And he'll be driving. 
<Thete> yer behind schedule, nate. i took today and fri off work. it begins 
        the second i finish this web app for josh 
<Alryssa> I fear for both your lives. 
<Thete> which will be about 9am 
<DoctorWho> Thete: Takes one to know one 
 * DoctorWho runs 
 * Alryssa facepalms 
<}-raven-{> Ryssa: and i'm travelling back with the pair of them... 
<Alryssa> And you complained about me picking on you?! 
<Alryssa> :P 
<Thete> kicking would make me too happy and require me to signoff before k9 
        torched my ass 
<El_Zoof> WTQM? 
 * DoctorWho sniggers 
<DoctorWho> QM? 
<Alryssa> ... 
<El_Zoof> QuizMaster 
 * Alryssa patpats Thete 
<El_Zoof> If I ask QF I get a boot in the prunes 
<Thete> WTgdQF? 
<DoctorWho> If it'll make you happy, I don't have a K9 on this machine^_^ 
<El_Zoof> And I don't like bruised prunes 
<Thete> WTgdmfQF? 
<Thete> WTgdbamfQF? 
<DoctorWho> WTgdmfTG? ^_^ 
 * DoctorWho bends over 
<El_Zoof> O_o 
<Thete> TILT 
 * }-raven-{ glances at nate 
<}-raven-{> SPACE STATION! SPACE STATION! 
<}-raven-{> .. 
<}-raven-{> sorry 

Jan 25 [03:31]
<NathanR> t-11 hours until I make another chip in the rock 
<NathanR> Unless I'm confused again 
<Alden> again? still? same diff :) 
<}-Raven-{> what do you mean *again* 
<NathanR> Raven: That just means, this is another instance of my constant 
          state of confusion 
<}-Raven-{> Nathan has been confused for so long, its when he see's things 
            clearly that theres trouble... 

Jan 25 [03:40]
<}-Raven-{> why bother putting 'again' in nate. 
<}-Raven-{> then again, why bother putting as usual... 
<NathanR> Why put anything at all? :P 
<}-Raven-{> then again, why bother stating your confused, when we already 
            all know your confused. 
<}-Raven-{> *snap* 
<Jondar> LOL 
 * NathanR is 
<}-Raven-{> a penguin-lover? 
<NathanR> That was not a fill-in-the-blank 
<}-Raven-{> Oh. 
 * NathanR spacestations Ash 
<}-Raven-{> Thats no space station! thats an Assteroid! 

Jan 27 [11:58]
 * }-Raven-{ isn't wearing a helmet *g* 
<}-Raven-{> mischan 
<}-Raven-{> (someone asked me if i wanted to be a mod on a board, i said 
            i'd rather be a rocker, and rode off on a harley) 

Jan 27 [22:55]
 * The_Anti puts away the Horking Jar of Artichoke Hearts for now 
 * The_Anti was getting oil all over the kbd 
<Alden> kinky 
<The_Anti> ooer 
<The_Anti> it enhances the Cyber-sex feeling 
<Alden> I'll bet 
<The_Anti> lubrication for the keyboard 
<The_Anti> makes the magic fingers work faster 
 * The_Anti grins evilly 
[Filth!] 

Jan 28 [18:57]
 * The_42nd_Doctor has succeeded in cleaning the desk, but moved most of 
   the mess into a drawer that used to contain the phone. 
<DoctorWho> Sounds a lot like my cleaning methodology ^_^ 
<The_42nd_Doctor> As long as I'm at my computer and not looking at the rest 
                  of the room, I can pretend it's clean in here. :) 
<DoctorWho> Dust, rug. Rug, dust. ^_^ 
... 
<The_42nd_Doctor> *hack* Dusty... opening window. 
<The_42nd_Doctor> Under the bed there are boxes that I keep putting stuff 
                  into but never take anything out of... they've been 
                  moving around with me since first year. 
<James_Thorpe> You sound like a text adventure, Bren 
<The_42nd_Doctor> >> move clothes 
<The_42nd_Doctor> * You put the clothes on the chair. 
<The_42nd_Doctor> >> move clothes 
<The_42nd_Doctor> * You put the clothes on the bed. 

Jan 29 [00:21]
<Alryssa> I dreamt I was here last night and we had a hostile takeover 
          attempt... 
<Alden> Ryssa: I'm bored. I'm going to stage a takeover 
<Alden> Right, I'm in charge! 
<Alden> There, that was easy 
<Alryssa> Alden: Did you clear it with Drake first? ;-) 
 * Alryssa baps Alden. 
<Alden> yeah, if Drake turns up, I'm sunk ;) 

Jan 29 [00:23]
<Alryssa> what brings you here, other than the /join command? ;-) 

Jan 30 [17:19]
<WhiteQueen> NP - "Ghostbusters" Ray Parker Jr. 
<}-Raven-{> Eva: Ok. thats spooky 
<WhiteQueen> Ash: why? 
<}-Raven-{> NP - "Ghostbuseters" Ray Parker Jr. 
<WhiteQueen> LOL! 
<}-Raven-{> started just as your line came up on the screen 
 * }-Raven-{ gets the fear 
<WhiteQueen> mine too... :) 
 * }-Raven-{ presses next to skip to the next track to remove the jinx 
<}-Raven-{> ARGH! 
<}-Raven-{> ARRRRRRGH! 
<}-Raven-{> FUCKFUCKFUCK! 
<WhiteQueen> what's the next track? 
<}-Raven-{> RUN DMC- Ghostbusters 

Jan 30 [23:58]
<Thete> dave southwick works in de anza 3. he took me to the apple store on 
        friday 
 * Lyssie throws an apple at Thete 
<Thete> half price on dvd stud pro :-) 
<Mosquito> huh? 
<Mosquito> you were here and didn't tell me? 
<Thete> i was there for like 10 minutes 
<Mosquito> just for that I won't take you to lunch on last friday. 

Jan 31 [17:06]
<WhiteQueen> NP - "Comfortably Numb" Pink Floyd 
<}-Raven-{> Right. thats it. all pink floyd is now removed from my playlist 
<WhiteQueen> Ash: you're kidding, right? :) 
<}-Raven-{> i'm fucking not. 
<}-Raven-{> ARGH! 
<WhiteQueen> this time it's the radio! I'm not playing a CD! 
<}-Raven-{> I AM OFFICIALLY FREAKED 
<}-Raven-{> Eva: scary thing, i only encoded 'Echoes' today. 
<}-Raven-{> so this has only been in my playlist about 3 hours 
<WhiteQueen> I think your computer is having some sort of bizarre love 
             affair with my stereo... 
<}-Raven-{> Eva: could be. should get them together, they could produce 
            Sony Discmans for us. 
<WhiteQueen> they could... mine's a Sony double-bass boombox... :)