The #drwhochat Quotefile

Volume III, Issue V: June 1999

Compiled by Nathan Roberts

Tue Jun  1
<TheProf> Someone found my site in a search engine by typing in "naughty
	  wife". My site came up #11.

Tue Jun  1
*** NathanR_Away changes topic to 'http://www.crl.com/~nathanr/quote.html'
<Jondar> Nate: good grief... it's up already!?! >:-)
[SOUND] oof.wav
 * TheProf lies unconcious on the floor.
 * Alden covers Prof with a sheet.
<TheProf> The end truelly is here.
...
<TheProf_Away> Nathan!!!! How dare you do the quotefile on time
	       without warning everyone. It took ten minutes with
	       oxigen to wake up TheProf----theprofess.

Tue Jun  1
<TheProf> No sex in the Tardis.....of course once outside the Tardis.....
<DonQuay> and of course... no sex with the tardis.
<Theta-G> ooer. fancy the TARDIS! phwoar!
<Theta-G> nice roundels, baby
<TheProf> Hi Babe. Want to see my central column go up and down?
<Theta-G> she's bigger on the NO I'M NOT GOING THERE

Tue Jun  1
<CrowTRobt> It's interesting... I only open Microsoft Money about once
	    a month but when I do it empties my bank account
<CrowTRobt> hmmm
<NathanR> Oh dear... Another sneaky Microsoft trick...
<CrowTRobt> I find a corralation to the arrival of the bills as well
...
*** CrowTRobt is now known as SherlockCrow
<SherlockCrow> I shall solve this mystery
<SUDS> SherlockCrow , take the ock out of your name :)

Tue Jun  1
 * fuzzyoctopus kicks her printer. piece of junk!@! you're called a 'printer'
   not a 'sit there and blink at me machine"

Tue Jun  1
 * Blor is sneaking through my girlfriends mp3 collection while she's not
   around... :)
<NathanR_Away> Heh
<fuzzyoctopus> not a good idea, Blor. you might find out something you
	       dont' want to know....
<Blor> Fuzz: Too late.
<Blor> Whitney Houston!

Wed Jun  2
<The_Anti> I remember seeing Michael and thinking it was Nate for some
	   strange reason
<The_Anti> don't know why.. well.. maybe it was owing to the large
	   concentration of blood in my booze.

Thu Jun  3
*** Janet1 has joined #drwhochat
<Janet1> Hi K^9_Away
<K^9_Away> i Janet
<K^9_Away> +h
<K^9_Away> Apple's latest product... the iJanet

Fri Jun  4
<CrowTRobt> True story I heard... A new secretary arrives to microsoft
	    for her first day on the job... She arrives at 7 am
	    sharp... is startled to find a haggart unkempt man
	    sleeping under a desk and calls for security... yep it was
	    the boss ole Billy Gates.
<NathanR_Away> ROTFLMAO
...
* NathanR_Away is suddenly tired
<CrowTRobt> hmmm
<CrowTRobt> not getting enough rest my friend?
<NathanR_Away> I only slept 10 hours last night
<CrowTRobt> Mr. Enters his son's room to find a haggart unkemp man sleeping
	    under a desk... It is his Son Nathan Roberts

Fri Jun  4
 * NathanR runs AfterStep on the Linux box
<CrowTRobt> it it LINE-icks or LINE-uhcks or LEN-icks or LIN-uhcks ?
 * NathanR says LIN-uhcks
<CrowTRobt> NOne of the above
<NathanR> ?
<CrowTRobt> it is pronounced "who cares" as per Linus
<NathanR> Actually, his exact words were "I don't care", according to the
	  ZDTV interview :P
<CrowTRobt> Pedant
 * NathanR points out that he told Crow about the "I don't care"
   response months ago
<CrowTRobt> and nitpicky
<NathanR> You forgot arrogant
<CrowTRobt> oh yeah and extremly arrogant and egocentric
<NathanR> Thank you :)
<NathanR> Credit where credit is due, I always say

Sat Jun  5
<CrowTRobt> I have to say though that my child is not that
	    picky... She is happy with what she gets and hasn't wanted
	    a sing and snore Earie or furby
<Nathan_Roberts> Crow is the luckiest man on earth
<CrowTRobt> Nathan it is all on how you rear your child
<CrowTRobt> if you teach your child to be greedy then they in turn
	    will be... they learn by example >:)
<Nathan_Roberts> Hahahah
<Nathan_Roberts> My kid would grow up wanting their own LAN to themselves.....

Sun Jun  6
 * Brigadier typed in "where can i find information on winomdems"
<Brigadier> and askjeeves came up with "information on uzis" under one of the
	    search engines

Mon Jun  7
<TheProf> I had heard Lis didn't like her middle name.
<Alden> I write to her and suggest swapping.
* Alden giggles
<TheProf> I already did and her husband was not happy with the
	  idea....oh!  You mean the name thing.

Thu Jun 10
<Nathan_Roberts> I've gotta bail now
<Shel> bye nathan
<Shel> thanks for listening to me bitching :)
<Nathan_Roberts> bye shel
<Nathan_Roberts> Oh, I guess I can take you off /ignore now >:)
 * Nathan_Roberts ducks

Fri Jun 11
 * TheProf wonders what an autobiography for each companion would be titled.
   Adric would be the obvious "BOOM!!!"
<Nathan_Roberts> Hahahaha
<Jefferys> Mel - I Screamed and Screamed
<TheProf> "A Mouth on Legs" by Janet Fielding.
<TheProf> "A Life in Leather" by Louise Jameson.
<Jefferys> "Standing Naked with a Dalek" by Katy Manning
<TheProf> "The lights are on but Nobody is Home" by Katy Manning.
<Nathan_Roberts> LOL
<TheProf> "I was a Robotic slave" by John Leeson.
<TheProf> "Breaking the Sound Barrier" by Bonnie Langford.
<TheProf> "I am not an Imbicile" by Ian Marter.
<Nathan_Roberts> "Breaking the Skin Barrier" by Nicola Bryant >:)
<TheProf> LOL
<Jefferys> "Aging to Death" by Jean Marsh
<Nathan_Roberts> Or how about , "A man's best friends..."
<TheProf> "Skirt Loose and Fancy Free" By Sarah Sutton.
<Nathan_Roberts> Bwahahaha
<TheProf> "The Crystal Cupcake" by Mark Strickland.
<TheProf> "Bwahahahahaha!!" by Anthony Ainly.
<TheProf> "Confessions of a Fashion Felon" by Janet Fielding.
<Jefferys> "You Will Obey Me (and Buy This Book)" by Roger Delgado
<Jefferys> "My Husband, The Doctor" by Lalla Ward
<TheProf> "I was never a fashion designer" by Colin Baker.

Sat Jun 12
<TheProf> My cats are plotting against me.
<TheProf> I just wallked into the bathroom and turned on the light and all 
	  three were sitting there together in the dark.
<Lyssie> this is a new thing?
<Jondar> heehee
<Alden> Prof: LOL!
<TheProf> This is a very new thing.
<MegL> LOL
<TheProf> It was like walking into a room and everyone stops talking real 
	  quick.
<TheProf> Brings out the paranoids really quick.
<TheProf> They were just sitting there. All three right next to each other 
	  in the dark. I felt like I was interrupting.
<Alden> You mean that *isn't* normal behavior?
<TheProf> Not really. The one rarely goes into the bathroom at all.
 * Alden thinks it's further proof cats communicate telepathically.
<TheProf> Of the other two one only goes in to get drinks out of the faucet 
	  but they follow you in to do that. They were already there.
<Alden> Hmmm.
<Alden> Were any of them concealing weapons?
 * TheProf shakes with fear.
<TheProf> Yes Alden. They had their claws in.
<Jondar> Prof: they could've been holding their annual general meeting :)
 * Alden thinks you should watch out for them digging shallow graves in the 
   back yard.
<TheProf> LOL
<Jondar> all those in favour of booting the male-human out of the house say 
	 meow...
<Lyssie> lol
<Alden> Hehehehehe.
 * TheProf is the only male in the house.
 * TheProf wonders if the wife is behind this.
 * Alden looks up sharply as the cat walks past.
 * MegL wonders if they are discussing a move to Georgia?
<MegL> LOL Alden
 * TheProf plans to sleep with one eye open tonight.
 * MegL didn't see the bit about the grave earlier
<Alden> Maybe they're going to strike.
<MegL> then again, if the litter box is in the bathroom, they may have been 
       disucssing that >;)
<Alden> No more purring or rubbing til they get Whiskies[tm].
 * TheProf is in danger. They are now all three in the living room behind me 
   together watching me.
<TheProf> I'm not kidding.
<Alden> Prof: Get out of the house!!!!
 * Alden plays the music from psycho
 * TheProf looks for Alfred Hitchcock. If he shows up I'm a dead man.
*** Joins: `Delerium
*** `Delerium is now known as Cat_1
<Cat_1> meow
<TheProf> AAAAHHHHHHH
[Scream!]
*** Cat_1 is now known as `Delerium
<`Delerium> Sorry. Had to do it. ;)
<TheProf> This is wierd.
<Alden> Prof: have you warned the Profess? :-)
<TheProf> I am now entering a a dimention of not only sight and sound but of 
          fur.
 * TheProf is afraid to go to the bedroom. They have me cut off.
 * Lyssie laughs
<Jondar> perhaps that's their plan... deprive you of sleep :)
 * Alden thinks Lesley's cat is probably not in on the cat uprising. I doubt 
   the other cats would talk to him with a name like "Randy"
...
<TheProf> Sleep calls me folks. I should have the sounds close to done 
          tomorrow Alden and figure out what cursor colors I want.
<TheProf> Let me know when you finish the icons.
<TheProf> I want to blow this lady's mind. Here she is being a slow poke and 
          we whip out a great theme in a few days. :o)
<Lyssie> sleep well!
*** Quits: TheProf (Quit: If I'm quick perhaps I can make the bedroom before 
		    the cats can cut me off.)

Mon Jun 14
[Talking about graduation ceremonies]
<Nathan_Roberts> Crow: The worst part, the part that stands out in my mind,
		 was the lip-sync performance...
<Nathan_Roberts> That was so lame... even though they /were/ good
<CrowTRobt> Lip sync?
<CrowTRobt> Milli Vanilli performed at your graduation?

Mon Jun 14
<Nathan_Roberts> Of course, what good is a slide rule when you can get a
		 scientific calculator for $10 nowadays
<CrowTRobt> Nate when the y2k hits and all the clacualtors go boom you
	    can still do your home work?

Fri Jun 18
 * Jefferys is running: K-9 Mk. II Beta9606 - (c)1998-99, 
   Nathan Roberts & Richard Poser
 * Whomiga is running: Can I stop now?

Fri Jun 18
<TheProf> Whe your a kid and you eat a bug it's discusting. When you do it
	  as an adult it is concidered gourmet food.

Tue Jun 22
<FolkBoy> Einstein Express: For when it absolutely, positively, has to
	  get there Last Week.

Wed Jun 23
*** Jefferys has joined channel #drwhochat
*** JeffB has joined channel #drwhochat
<FolkBoy> Ack!  Jeff, Jeff, and I are going to cause critical mass if we're
	  not careful.

Wed Jun 23
*** Nathan_Roberts is now known as SAL_9000
<The_Anti> That's it... HAL didn't go nuts from conflicting
	   orders.. he had gender confusion problems!

Wed Jun 23
<TheProf> 2001 is a great movie but if people can not understand the
	  ending then the director failed. The ending is very clear in
	  the book and I have no idea why they didn't explain what was
	  going on.
<MegL> Stanley Kubrick
<MegL> two words :)

Thu Jun 24
<Drake> services????? isn't that just a dalnet myth?????

Thu Jun 24
<Jefferys> I always like /msg'ing people who are using nicks that are
	   already registered that I have in my notify list (whenever
	   Fake Elsa's and fake Drake's abound).  I wonder if it
	   scares the bejeezus out of them to be reffered by some
	   other name.
...
<Jefferys> dse is ana515@208.169.245.45 * guhjk
<Jefferys> dse on #lesbian 
<Jefferys> Hrmmm....is Douglas not telling something that he should be? :-)

Thu Jun 24
<Nathan_Roberts> Ha!  The best description of 2001 I've found yet:
		 "Basically a music video for the Blue Danube"

Thu Jun 24
[SOUND] biggun.wav
 * Nathan_Roberts kills Prof
 * Nathan_Roberts offers to help peel Alden off the ceiling
 * Alden peels off naturally and goes splat on the floor

Thu Jun 24
 * Alden watches Bill Gates on Celebrity Deathmatch
<Nathan_Roberts> Oooh
<TheProf> Who is he fighting?
<Alden> Micheal Flatley
 * TheProf bets $100 on Gates.
 * Jondar places $1000 on Gates
 * MegL bets Jason's seen this or something
...
  * Nathan_Roberts puts $100 on Gates too
<Nathan_Roberts> Either way, I can't lose >:)
...
<TheProf> LOL
<TheProf> Gates bought the fight.

Fri Jun 25
<TheProf> I did read someplace one time Lis was watching Planet of the
	  Spiders with her daughter and Sadie said "Mommy, why did you
	  let them put that hobbible costume on you?"
...
<CrowTRobt> because dear I couldn't pick my own wardrobe and mommy
	    needed to eat

Fri Jun 25
<Alden> Ebay is up?  Wow!  Call the press. ;-)

Fri Jun 25
 * TheProf is working on a Peri picture in PSP and accidently blows up
   the picture x6.....hmmmm, life sized.
 * Alden giggles
<Nathan_Roberts> lol
<TheProf> I am trying to figure out how to print this out now.
* MegL suggests printing it out and putting it on your wall of your
  bed room and wait for the reaction from the Profess >;-)
<Alden> Prof: Make a cardboard cut-out.;-)
<MegL> LOL
<TheProf> Mind you when I bought a printer the first thing I printed
	  was a pic of Peri in a bikini. I tried to explain it was
	  because I got a great mixture of flesh tones and colors for
	  the test but the wife was not convinced.
<SupremeDalek> LOL!
<Alden> Hahahahhaa!
<TheProf> Especially as I also printed out a picture of Katy with a
	  Dalek as the second one.
<SupremeDalek> Prof: BIG mistake! (LOL!)
<TheProf> Not really....the pictures looked great. ;o)

Sat Jun 26
<Jondar> http://varos.simplenet.com/stuff/comp/austcoin.gif
<Jondar> those that weren't around yesterday can see that image for
	 scan of Australian coins
<TheProf> Some coins. No dead people on a single one of them.
 * Jondar fwaps Prof with the Fwapper of Rassilon (TM)
 * Nathan_Roberts whips out the new prototype $1 coin with Prof's head
   on the front
<Alden> ROTFL!
 * TheProf looks closely.....hmmmmmm. I'm afraid that's you Nate.
<NemoDream> Prof isn't dead yet -- wait a minute...
 * Nathan_Roberts looks at the coin
 * TheProf runs while Nate is distracted!
 * Nathan_Roberts watches Prof run right out the 5th story window
[TheProf SOUND] falling.wav
[TheProf SOUND] splat.wav
<Nathan_Roberts> Funny.  Same thing happened when they showed
		 Washington the new dollar bill they made

Sat Jun 26
 * Nathan_Roberts rocks to "Everything Louder than Everything Else"
 * TheProf asks nate to turn it down.
 * Nathan_Roberts asks Prof to turn around and bend over.

Sat Jun 26
<Jefferys> Is today Saturday?
<Nathan_Roberts> Yup
<Jondar> Jeff: no, it's Monday, you really slept in :)
* Jefferys is expecting to hear from Alden that it's sunday now.
<Alden> Nope, it's still Saturday
<Jefferys> Jason - Gee, I heard of time zone difference, but that's ridiculous!

Sat Jun 26
<Jefferys> You know, I ust realized that it was "Take Your Dog to Work
	   Day" yesterday
 * TheProf took a Beanie Baby dog.
<TheProf> To make it more real I had it leak beans onto the floor.

Sat Jun 26
<Brigadier> hi fake Nathan
 * Nathan_Roberts fwaps the brig
 * Brigadier looks at his tag
<Brigadier> 100% genuine Nathan
 * Brigadier looks at Nathan_Roberts' tag
<Brigadier> 50% polyester
<Brigadier> ah there you have it
...
 * Nathan_Roberts looks at Brig's tag
<Nathan_Roberts> Idiot Inside

Sun Jun 27
 * NemoDream finds the Internet Traffic Report
<NemoDream> of course... it's running a bit slow
<NemoDream> 59 miles per hour and going down... ;)
<TheProf> Their is a slight accident on the Australain backbone
	  between a theme and an audio file that is backing up
	  traffic. Officilas are at the scene now and are reporting
	  one packet fatality at the scene.

Sun Jun 27
<TheProf> If I sell all 7 of the Millennium Falcon ornaments I will
	  have enough for the dvd player....which is now hidden in my
	  closet.
[Later]
<TheProf> brb. Wife found the dvd player.
<Jondar> Oh-oh....
<NemoDream> oh dear
<NemoDream> If the Profess found it this quick, he must not have hid it well
<NemoDream> either that or she has ESP
<Jondar> Nemo: or she was looking over Prof's shoulder as he typed :)
<NemoDream> :)
 * TheProf is alive....much to his surprise.
<TheProf> The cat squeeled on me!!!!!
<TheProf> I didn't shut the closet door all the way and the cat went in and started making noise and she got up to get the cat out of the closet.
...
<MegL> LOL
<Jondar> ROTFL!
<MegL> Hey nemo should get $ for guessing right ;)
<Alden> Prof: OK, now I'm almost convinced the cats plot against you....
<TheProf> I told her the good deal it was and told her about the five
	  free movies so she is cool with it although if the ebay
	  stuff doesn't sell she says I am dead meat.

Sun Jun 27
 * Jondar listens to a proper version of the TVM theme (no
   interruptions by voiceover or Mickey Mouse daleks)
<Alden> D.A.V.R.O.S. K.A.L.E.D

Wed Jun 30
 * Alden blinks at the tv and decides Ally McBeal would be less painful
<Alden> *click*
[A few minutes later]
*** AldenB has joined #DrWhoChat
*** Alden has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ ()))
<AldenB> That was a real Spaceballs moment.  "What did you do?" "I
	 turned off the TV." "No you didn't, you turned off the whole
	 Internet!  Turn it back on!"

Wed Jun 30
<Jondar> BRB - have to give my sister her birthday present from me.
<Alden> Jason: Don't forget to pull the pin out. ;-)


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