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The Doctor Who IRC Awards


A couple weeks ago, after discussing the Adric awards for rec.arts.drwho, we suddenly got the bright idea to to exactly the same thing for #drwhochat. We started making up awards and nominating people, half-seriously. Here are the results:
Best Fwapper Award
DrGrace
Most Persistant SOB Award, for the jerk that never gets tired of being kicked
Tie between Pheenious and Tim Archer
Channel Troubleshooter Award, for knowing how to fix ANY computer problem
Jondar
Webster's Nightmare Award, for the person that just can't spell right if his/her life depended on it
TheProf
Peer Extermination Award, for their valient attempts to eliminate the channel of the Peer menace
SupremeDalek
Devoted WAV Collector Award, for that guy/girl that has an entire partition devoted to WAV files
Jondar
Evil Incarnate Award, for just being Evil
MrBubonic
Conversation Killer Award, for the person who just seems to have the ability to halt a conversation in its tracks.
Jondar? Nathan?
"I Got the Founder Wrapped Around My Little Finger" Award (Self-explanatory)
DrGrace
Ellipsis Award
Shel
Lives-in-the-Channel Award, for the person who never knows when to log off
Nathan
Scriptmaster Award, for knowing mIRC's scripting language inside out
Nathan
Pinball Wizard Award
Whomiga
IRC Pill Award
Trinalin (Literally, sort of)
GARC Award, for the person who desperately needs to upgrade to a Real Computer
ChrisK
Most Frequently Battered Award, for constantly being fwapped and bapped
TheProf
Devoted Tape Collector Award, for the person that's devoted an entire room to his/her tape collection
Drake
Nick Creator Award, for the person who shows up with a different nick each time
Suki
Babe of IRC
Trina? Grace?
Person with the Most Computers Award, for the person that's devoted an entire room to his/her computer collection
Nathan
Hunt and Peck Award, for the person who just can't seem to type at all
CrowTRobt
Most Dodgy Connection Award, for the person that's constantly getting blown offline
abates
Lurker Award, for the always getting caught idling for hours on end
Leela?
Robot Mistaken for Human Award
CrowTRobt
Biggest Idiot Award (No comment)
Brigadier
Most Kicked for Swearing (No Comment)
GeoffW
Most Misunderstood Award
SecondDoc
Worst Bad Jokes Award, for the person that's always getting booed
AldenB
Person with the Most Twins
Drake
MIA on IRC, for the formar regular that's disappeared without a trace
FuzzyPickle? Pepman? Sombo? Whoter?
Most Likely to Shoot Himself in the Foot Award
Grek (for kicking himself out of the channel at least once a day)
Encycopedia of the Year Award, for just knowing so much stuff
DSE
Best Big Sister
DrGrace
Inventer of a New Language Award, for having absolutely abominable grammar
Bob (for the invention of Bobonics)
Tall Lady Award
Shel
Tall Guy Award
Jondar
Person With the Most Toys on His/Her Computer Award (Self-explanatory)
Probably Nathan, for always having a bunch of extensions loaded
Mistaken for Brigadier Award
Nathan (Roberts, with a B)
Lagged to Hell Award, for always being lagged
Muad Dib

New entries!

Best Quit Line
Nathan or Jondar
Person to Leave Out the Most Words in a Sentence Award
Bob01
Best Big Brother
Drake or Israel
The Second D in Davison Award
Bob01
Channel TroubleMaker
TheProf or Brigadier
Best ping response
Nathan, Israel or Jondar
Saddest Fangirl
Innocet

There were some more categories selected, but we couldn't find anyone to nominate for them. If you know who would fit the following categories, send me an EMail and I'll update the list.

Most Likely to be Cast as Hercules
Most Likely to be Cast as Xena
Saddest Fanboy
Most Huggable
The Snogging Award
Fastest Kicker
Hunk of IRC


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