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Mon Dec 25 [02:02] 
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<CrowTRobt> ho ho ho
<CrowTRobt> merry effin' christmas
<CrowTRobt> there was this fat fucker in a red suit lurkin on the roof
<CrowTRobt> I beat his ass and took all the presents off his sled
* CrowTRobt <-- is drunk as shit
 * MegL figured
<MegL> better eat those snack cakes and head off a hangover :)
<}-raven-{> crow: u got that shit too? i hit him repeatedly with a steel chair
<talus-the-misanthrope> i was just gonna say i see you went through
			with your plans for drinking
<MegL> lol talus
<BreonTheChristmasVardan> lol
<Alden> nissed as a pewt
 * BreonTheChristmasVardan fwaps Alden
 * dha_elf obviously did not do enough drinkning tonight.
<CrowTRobt> Jim beam came is festive chistams box this year
<BreonTheChristmasVardan> slow night for christmas morning
* Alden only has coke and cordial. ;)
<MegL> cool
<Whomiga> Any pewt in narticular
 * Whomiga returns.
 * MegL got her Uncle and Aunt some Jim Bean BBQ and Wing sauce
<CrowTRobt> seriously I did whup Santa's ass and take his shit 
<CrowTRobt> I had to put this big effin lego castle to gether for xmas
<CrowTRobt> there was like a trillion little bitty peices
<CrowTRobt> you know what pisses me off?
 * }-raven-{ sticks crow in a coat that stinks of piss and gin, sprays
   on some instant stubble, and gives him a brown bag with a bottle
<Dormouse2> what
<dha_elf> Not-Zilla?
<AldenTheChristmasTetrap> Eminem?
<dse> the 1998 version of Godzilla
<MegL> you ran out of Jim Bean?
<CrowTRobt> I bet the kids tear the damn thing apart as soon as they get up
<CrowTRobt> hee hee
<CrowTRobt> not zilla does piss meoff and yes I am out of jim beam
<CrowTRobt> I got some paul mason to take jim's place though
<CrowTRobt> paul mason is smooooooth
<MegL> what is it, exactly?
<CrowTRobt> brandy
<MegL> ah, ok :)
 * CrowTRobt is feeling no pain
<CrowTRobt> damn it is hot as hell in here
<CrowTRobt> I am cutting out all the heat
<CrowTRobt> shit I am drunk
<CrowTRobt> hahahahahahahahaha
<CrowTRobt> wish nate was here
<CrowTRobt> and shel and richard
<}-raven-{> yeah... don't worry, i'm sure others are getting your
	    drunk antics logged for future use...
<CrowTRobt> at least meag and talus and alden are here
<}-raven-{> perhaps you'll get your own special again....
<CrowTRobt> wisht jondar was here
* }-raven-{ fondly remembers the 'deconstruction of crow' quotefile special....
<CrowTRobt> I remember that... :D
<}-raven-{> thats been my crowning moment in here... helping to create
	    a quotefile special....
<}-raven-{> didn't i turn u into a microwave or summit?
<Misqletoe> your crowning moment?
<CrowTRobt> lol yeah
* random_c pours everyone a glass of baileys, apple schnapps or bud.
<CrowTRobt> me takes the drink... not that he ne needs it
 * CrowTRobt staggers
<Philtrid> I would like a glass of water
<random_c> Bah! No water on christmas day!
<CrowTRobt> I whupped Santa Claus' @$$ and took his presents
<random_c> actually we're having christmas day type stuff on boxing
	   day when ash's family comes over
<CrowTRobt> hey random?
<CrowTRobt> do you call him Santa Claus or Father Christmas?
<dse> Father Claus
<dse> Santa Christmas
<CrowTRobt> boxing day that is cool
<CrowTRobt> we do that all on xmas morn
<CrowTRobt> I like 3 kings day personally 
<random_c> Either.
<CrowTRobt> that is suppoosed to be the day te 3 magi visited jesus
<Alden> when's that, Bill?
<dse> how many people did you hit last Boxing Day? ;)
<dse> score any KOs?
 * CrowTRobt make s hisself comfy against lyssie and snores
<CrowTRobt> alden 3 kings day ios like some time after jan 1st
<Alden> ah
* CrowTRobt staggers abot and collapses against lyssie
<CrowTRobt> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<MegL> btw, what is Boxing Day celebrate, anyway?
<Alden> Boxing day is when people used to open their presents
<Alden> the presents were in boxes
<MegL> oh
<dse> darn, and I was so looking forward to punching people that day ;)
<MegL> not exactly Lawful Good doug >;-)
<Alden> ^_^
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<CrowTRobt> dalnet has been drunk today tot
<CrowTRobt> night all
<CrowTRobt> merry christmad
<CrowTRobt> s
*** CrowTRobt Quit (Quit: Famous Last Words #98: How do we know you're
    the REAL Angel of Death?)

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