The #drwhochat Quotefile

Dec 11
*** PeterJF has joined channel #drwhochat 
<Alryssa> RePete! 
<PeterJF> mesra-ized 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Tsk. all this channel ever shows nowadays is Repetes. 
<Alryssa> I was wondering when someone would pick up on that :P 
<PeterJF> that's a knee-slapper 
 * nathanr_ wonders if Ryss turns into Death when she says that 
<PeterJF> rip-snorter, that 
 * Greebo_T_Cat slaps pete with his knees 
<PeterJF> humdinger. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> you want to rip wantnow? 
<Greebo_T_Cat> and as for the last one, i ain't humming anywhere near your 
               dinger... 
<PeterJF> hoot 'n' a holler 
<PeterJF> kinky 
<PeterJF> bound last nite 
<Greebo_T_Cat> should i get the candles? 
<Greebo_T_Cat> *groan* 
 * PeterJF moves to a new square in the drwhochat board game 
<PeterJF> MISTRESS LYSSIE remain bound and gagged for two turns, or until 
          you draw a ryss card. 
<Alryssa> >.< 
<Alden> o.O 
<Alryssa> #drwhochatopoly! 
<nathanr_> o_O 
<Alryssa> We buy time on servers. *nods* 
 * Alden buys a hotel on Natefair 
<Alryssa> If we run out, we get peered. 
<Alryssa> Go To Jail is to split off all by yourself. 
<Alryssa> Utilities are Chanserv, Nickerv, and Memoserv. 
<PeterJF> OS INSTALL do not pass nathan. do not collect five pounds. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Go directly to Netsplit 
<Alden> I own nickserv! ph33r me! 
<PeterJF> INVINCOR DISSERTATION miss a turn 
<Shreela> *snicker* 
 * Alryssa sniggers 
<Alryssa> DOCTOR WHO DISCUSSION duck and cover 
<PeterJF> QUOTEFILE! move ahead two spaces 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Staticshadow goes on 'freedom of speech' rant, miss 6 turns 
<PeterJF> LOL 
 * Alryssa sniggers 
<Shreela> Shel uses proper capitalization, stand still for two turns in 
          utter shock. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Pretzell joins channel, go directly to kickban 
<PeterJF> STEEL CHAIR you may take £3 from any player 
<Alryssa> ROTFL 
<Alryssa> FLAMING STEEL CHAIR Take anything you want from any player 
<PeterJF> ROTOFWAPPER send any player back two spaces 
<Greebo_T_Cat> SCRITCHES Miss one turn while you fall over. 
<PeterJF> no no, scritches let you draw a JOIN card 
<Greebo_T_Cat> ooh 
 * PeterJF draws a JOIN card 
<PeterJF> PETE_WISDOM lose a turn while you look up his lyrics in google 
<Alryssa> PETE_WISDOM Lose a turn unless you set him on fire 
<PeterJF> go ahead one space if you knew them 
<Greebo_T_Cat> GALLIFREY CONVENTION Miss 3 turns whilst 2/3rds of the 
               channel regulars disappear for 4 days. 
<Alryssa> Or not, if there's a LAN 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Ryssa: thats the other lan 
<nathanr_> snap 
 * Shreela snickers. 
<nathanr_> Brain. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> GALLIFREY CONVENTION LAN Skip forward 4 spaces for extra 
               geekiness 
<Alryssa> GEEK .... *eyes Ash* Brain. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> NO! SHANT! its MINE! 
<Greebo_T_Cat> My only... 
<Greebo_T_Cat> My.... precious... 
 * Alden draws a BRB card 
<Greebo_T_Cat> THEY STOLE MY PRECIOUS FROM ME! 
<Shreela> *snicker* 
<Alryssa> DRUNK AT KEYBOARD - lose face and 3 turns 
<Alden> back 
<PeterJF> face/off 
 * Shreela pounces Alden. 
 * Alden tumbles 
*** Shreela is now known as Lyssie 
<Alryssa> KICK card - arbitrarily kick someone off the board. :P 
<Greebo_T_Cat> to do that, you have to roll a double :P 
<PeterJF> DICKSIZING roll a 6 or get kicked to START 
<PeterJF> MOOD SWING roll a four or better to avoid going back 3 spaces 
<Lyssie> WINDOWSXP, Your computer crashes, lose three turns trying to 
         reboot it. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> Ok, off to work.... 
<Greebo_T_Cat> brb 
<Alden> bye Ash! 
<PeterJF> WORK miss a turn 
<Greebo_T_Cat> IRC FROM WORK Sneak forward 3 spaces whilst boss isn't 
               looking 
<PeterJF> :) 
 * Greebo_T_Cat rolls snake eyes. 
<Greebo_T_Cat> bollocks 
*** Signoff: Greebo_T_Cat (Quit: Work. bbl.) 
<Alden> URL - spend five minutes trying to load a web site which will 
        probably turn out to be pictures of someone's grandma 
<Alryssa> BITCH-X IRC client crashes and burns. Lose 3 turns trying to 
          install something else. 
<Oh_sod_it> *drool* 
 * Lyssie snickers. 
<nathanr_> Ryss: Funny, exactly that happened to me at Gally 
<nathanr_> Hi all. *BEWM* 
<Alryssa> Nate: That was the reference ;) 
<nathanr_> ah 
<nathanr_> Though the fix wasn't to install a new client, it was to fix my firewall 
<nathanr_> As it turned out, the problem was that I had firewalled my self off from 
  myself 
<nathanr_> I hadn't firewalled the rest of the world off from myself 
<nathanr_> But I had firewalled myself off from myself 
<nathanr_> As in, firewalled my computer off from itself. 
<nathanr_> But not any other computers 
<nathanr_> Confused yet? 
<nathanr_> Good. 
<nathanr_> Because I sure the hell was at the time. 
<PeterJF> /clear 
<Alden> /clear_as_mud 
<nathanr_> TECHIE DETAILS: Lose a turn while everyone goes ahead of you 
<PeterJF> that would be the PADANT card 
<PeterJF> er, PEDANT 
<nathanr_> Or the YOTAITM card 
<PeterJF> :-)